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{2}{U}, {T}: Target creature gets -2/-0 until end of turn.

{1}, {T}: Add {G}{U}.

Ew-minance — When The Gunky Runner enters and at the beginning of the first upkeep in a game where it's your commander, shuffle three Gunk cards into each opponent's library. (Gunk is a colorless sorcery card with no mana cost and cycling {4}.)
Whenever an opponent loses life, they shuffle that many Gunk cards into their library.
Ready to run (You can have two commanders if both have ready to run.)

When you cast this spell, target opponent drafts a card from Razor Demon's spellbook. They may cast that card without paying its mana cost.
Flying
Ward—Discard a card.

At the beginning of your upkeep, put a currency counter on this creature.
Remove two currency counters from this creature: Untap target basic land. Activate only during an opponent's upkeep.

Trample
{0}: The next 1 damage that would be dealt to this creature this turn is dealt to target creature you control instead.

Each player may discard their hand and draw five cards. Then Snort deals 5 damage to each opponent who discarded their hand this way.
Flashback {5}{R}

Flying
Shroud

Choose one —
• Abrade deals 3 damage to target creature.
• Destroy target artifact.

Flying
When this creature enters, tap target creature an opponent controls. It doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.

Trample
When this creature enters, it deals 1 damage to each other creature.

Convoke
Create three 1/1 white Spirit creature tokens with flying.

Creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.

Haste
At the beginning of your end step, return this creature to its owner's hand.
{2}{R}: This creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

This creature can't block unless you control another Zombie.

Create X 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens. If X is 5 or more, destroy all other creatures.

This spell costs {X} less to cast, where X is the total power of creatures you control.
Trample

Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, you may put three +1/+1 counters on target land you control. If you do, that land becomes a 0/0 Elemental creature with haste that's still a land.

Enchant player
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a judgment counter on this Aura. Then if there are three or more judgment counters on it, enchanted player loses the game.
If Sinner's Judgment would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, exile it instead.

[+2]: Look at the top card of target player's library. You may put that card on the bottom of that player's library.
[0]: Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.
[–1]: Return target creature to its owner's hand.
[–12]: Exile all cards from target player's library, then that player shuffles their hand into their library.

Double team
Whenever Moradin's Disciples attacks, tap target creature defending player controls.

Reach

Whenever this creature blocks, prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to and dealt by it this turn.
{T}: This creature deals 1 damage to target creature it's blocking.

When this creature enters, open an Attraction.