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Haste
At the beginning of each player's end step, if no creatures attacked this turn, put a fury counter on this creature. Then this creature deals damage equal to the number of fury counters on it to that player.

This creature can't be blocked by more than one creature.

This creature can't block.
Morph {4}{R}

Trample
If this creature would deal combat damage to a player, it deals double that damage to that player instead.

At the beginning of your upkeep, return an instant or sorcery card at random from your graveyard to your hand.
Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, this creature gets +4/+0 until end of turn.

Trample
At the beginning of your upkeep, exile a creature card from your graveyard. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. Otherwise, sacrifice it.
{B}{G}, Discard a creature card: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

{R}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
Mountaincycling {2}

Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Chisei unless you remove a counter from a permanent you control.

Whenever an Aura or Equipment you control enters, create a 2/2 red Spirit creature token with menace.
At the beginning of your end step, put a +1/+1 counter on each modified creature you control.

At the beginning of combat on your turn, choose target creature card in your graveyard. Conjure a duplicate of it into your graveyard.
Descend 8 — Exile a permanent card from your graveyard: You may play it. Activate only as a sorcery and only if there are eight or more permanent cards in your graveyard.

Mutate {4}{B}
Whenever this creature mutates, each opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice.

Bestow {2}{W}{U}{B}{R}{G}
Flying, first strike, vigilance, trample, lifelink
Enchanted creature gets +4/+4 and has flying, first strike, vigilance, trample, and lifelink.

When this creature enters, if you control two or more nonland, nontoken permanents with the same name as one another, create a 4/4 colorless Construct artifact creature token.

Artifact creatures and Heroes you control get +1/+1 for each Artificer you control and each Artificer card in your graveyard.
A deck can have any number of cards named Cid, Timeless Artificer.
Cycling {W}{U}

Trample
When this creature enters, it deals 2 damage to target opponent or planeswalker.

{1}, {T}, Sacrifice another creature: Draw a card, then create a Food token.

Whenever this creature deals damage to a player, choose an artifact, creature, or land you control. That player gains control of that permanent.

When Clandestine Chameleon enters, you get {TK}{TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
Clandestine Chameleon has all abilities of ability stickers on other permanents you own and cards in your graveyard.

When this creature dies, venture into the dungeon.

{6}, Roll a d8: Monstrosity X, where X is the result.
Berserk — When this creature becomes monstrous, destroy target permanent.

Haste
When Cloud enters, attach up to one target Equipment you control to it.
Whenever Cloud attacks, draw a card for each equipped attacking creature you control. Then if Cloud has power 7 or greater, create two Treasure tokens.

During your turn, as long as Cloud is equipped, it has double strike and indestructible.
Equip abilities you activate that target Cloud cost {2} less to activate.

Flying
Whenever you cast a Spirit or Arcane spell, you may have target player mill X cards, where X is that spell's mana value.

{2}{R}: This creature deals 1 damage to target creature token, player, or planeswalker.

Whenever this creature is dealt damage, it deals that much damage to each player.