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Creatures with flying get +2/+0.
Creatures without flying get -2/-0.
Whenever chaos ensues, target creature gains flying until end of turn.

Draw three cards. Then discard two cards unless you discard an artifact card.

Devour 2
{G}: Thorn-Thrash Viashino gains trample until end of turn.

As long as Thran Golem is enchanted, it gets +2/+2 and has flying, first strike, and trample.

Search your library for up to three Aura cards with different names, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle.

Ninjutsu {2}{B}
Whenever Throat Slitter deals combat damage to a player, destroy target nonblack creature that player controls.

Devour X, where X is the number of creatures devoured this way

Devour 3

When you encounter Time Distortion, reverse the game's turn order.

Tormented Soul can't block and can't be blocked.

When Tornado Elemental enters, it deals 6 damage to each creature with flying.
You may have Tornado Elemental assign its combat damage as though it weren't blocked.

Instant and sorcery spells have rebound.
Whenever chaos ensues, you may search your library for an instant or sorcery card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

{T}: Add {G}.

Creatures of the creature type of your choice get +X/+X until end of turn.

All lands have "{T}: Add one mana of any color."
Whenever chaos ensues, reveal the top three cards of your library. Put all land cards revealed this way into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.

When Tukatongue Thallid dies, create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token.

Creature spells cost {2} less to cast.
Whenever chaos ensues, reveal the top three cards of your library. Put all creature cards revealed this way into your hand and the rest into your graveyard.

Zombie spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
Zombie creatures you control get +2/+1.

Whenever a creature deals combat damage to a player, its controller may draw a card.
Whenever chaos ensues, you have no maximum hand size for the rest of the game.

{T}: Add {B}.

{T}: Add two mana of any one color. Spend this mana only to cast artifact spells or activate abilities of artifacts.

Intimidate
Other creatures you control have intimidate.
Whenever Vela the Night-Clad or another creature you control leaves the battlefield, each opponent loses 1 life.

Each creature gets +1/+1 for each other creature on the battlefield that shares at least one creature type with it.
Whenever chaos ensues, target creature gains all creature types until end of turn.

At the beginning of each upkeep, create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token.

When Viridian Emissary dies, you may search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.