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Menace
At the beginning of your end step, create a 3/3 black Dalek artifact creature token with menace if an opponent lost 3 or more life this turn. Then each opponent who lost 3 or more life this turn faces a villainous choice — You draw a card, or that player discards a card.

When this creature enters, sacrifice it unless you return three basic lands you control to their owner's hand.
{T}, Return this creature to its owner's hand: Destroy target creature. It can't be regenerated. That creature's controller creates a 0/1 green Sheep creature token.

Haste
Whenever you cast an Adventure spell, if Hex, Kellan's Companion is on the battlefield or in exile, it perpetually gets +1/+1. Then if it's on the battlefield, exile it with a fetch counter on it.
Whenever you cast a spell from exile, if Hex is in exile with a fetch counter on it, put it onto the battlefield.

Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Untap all creatures that attacked this turn. After this main phase, there is an additional combat phase followed by an additional main phase.
Retrace

{T}: Target attacking creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

All creatures get -1/-1 until end of turn.

{2}{G}, Sacrifice this creature: It deals 2 damage to target creature with flying.

At the beginning of your upkeep, choose an opponent at random. Exile the top card of that player's library. Until end of turn, you may play that card and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast it. When you cast a spell this way, its owner loses life equal to its mana value.

Flying, lifelink
Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, return that card to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next end step.
If a creature an opponent controls would die, exile it instead.

{T}: Add {B}.

When this creature enters, it deals 1 damage to each of up to two target creatures.
{4}{R}{R}: Transform this creature.

Whenever this creature or another Pirate you control enters, gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. Until end of turn, it gains haste and becomes a Pirate in addition to its other types.

Other Treefolk creatures you control get +1/+1.
Other Treefolk and Forests you control have indestructible.

If it's neither day nor night, it becomes day as this creature enters.
Whenever day becomes night or night becomes day, discard up to two cards, then draw that many cards.

Each creature card in your graveyard has unearth {2}{B}.

{4}, {T}: Reveal a creature card in your hand. Search your library for a card with the same name as that card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Return up to X target creatures to their owners' hands, where X is one plus the number of cards named Aether Burst in all graveyards as you cast this spell.

{T}, Discard an Elf card: Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the number of Elves you control.

If it's your turn, you may sacrifice a Mountain rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Mine Collapse deals 5 damage to target creature or planeswalker.

Havi has indestructible as long as there are four or more historic cards in your graveyard.
Sage Project — Whenever Havi or another legendary creature you control dies, return target legendary creature card with lesser mana value from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.

[+1]: Draw a card, then discard a card at random.
[–4]: Tibalt deals damage equal to the number of cards in target player's hand to that player.
[–6]: Gain control of all creatures until end of turn. Untap them. They gain haste until end of turn.

Enchant creature you control
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1.
Whenever enchanted creature deals combat damage to a player, you may sacrifice this Aura. If you do, destroy target artifact.

When this creature enters, it deals damage equal to the number of Giants you control to each non-Giant creature.

Flying
When this creature enters, return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to your hand.