mtg.wtf

Haste
Whenever Switchgrass Grazer attacks, it deals 1 damage to any target. If Switchgrass Grazer is saddled and a creature was dealt damage this way, that creature perpetually gains "This creature can't block" and "Damage isn't removed from this creature during cleanup steps."
Saddle 1

Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from Rogues and from Clerics.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, create a 4/4 gold Dragon creature token with flying and roll a d20 (a twenty-sided die). If you roll a 20, repeat this process.
Equip {2}

Equipped creature gets +4/+4 and has protection from white, blue, and red.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to an opponent, Sword of Fire and Ice and War and Peace deals 2 damage to any target and you draw a card. Then, it deals damage to defending player equal to the number of cards in their hand and you gain 1 life for each card in your hand.
Equip {4}

Whenever equipped creature attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage, roll a d12. If the result is greater than the damage dealt or the result is 12, double the number of +1/+1 counters on that creature.
Equip {2}

Flying, vigilance
When Sword-Swallowing Seraph enters, you may put a name sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
{1}{W}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on another target creature with a name sticker on it. Activate only as a sorcery.

{1}: Sworn Defender's power becomes the toughness of target creature blocking or being blocked by Sworn Defender minus 1 until end of turn, and Sworn Defender's toughness becomes 1 plus the power of that creature until end of turn.

When Sworn to the Legion enters the battlefield, nontoken creatures you control perpetually gain double team.
Whenever you cast a creature spell, it perpetually gains double team.

First strike, haste
Sanctified Rules of Combat — When Sycorax Commander enters, each opponent faces a villainous choice — That opponent discards all the cards in their hand, then draws that many cards minus one, or Sycorax Commander deals damage to that player equal to the number of cards in their hand.

One or more target creatures become green until end of turn.

Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control if you weren't the starting player. Then that creature deals damage equal to its power to target creature you don't control.

Sylvan Yeti's power is equal to the number of cards in your hand.

Create a 1/1 colorless Expansion-Symbol creature token for each different expansion symbol among permanents you control.

Flying
Magecraft — Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, target creature you control has base power 3 until end of turn.

This spell costs {2} less to cast if you control at least two creatures that share a creature type.
Put target nonland permanent into its owner's library second from the top.

Flying, ward {2}
As long as there are five or more mana values among cards in your graveyard, Syndicate Infiltrator gets +2/+2.

Flying
Ward {1}
Whenever Syndicate Recruiter enters, mill four cards. Then if there are five or more mana values among cards in your graveyard, conjure a card named Dig Up the Body into your hand.

Knightlifelink (Damage dealt by Knights you control also causes you to gain that much life.)
{W}: Syr Cadian, Knight Owl gains vigilance until end of turn. Activate only from sunrise to sunset.
{B}: Syr Cadian, Knight Owl gains flying until end of turn. Activate only from sunset to sunrise.

Double team
If you control exactly two legendary permanents named Syr Joshua and Syr Saxon, the "legend rule" doesn't apply to them.
Each other creature you control named Syr Joshua and Syr Saxon has battle cry.

Whenever Syr Konrad's Squire dies, or is put into a graveyard from anywhere other than the battlefield, or leaves your graveyard, or is put into exile, or is put into your library, or is returned to your hand from the battlefield or graveyard, or is phased out, it deals 1 damage to each opponent.

{T}, Tap an untapped creature you control that has a hat: Tap target creature.

Flying
Whenever TARDIS attacks, if you control a Time Lord, the next spell you cast this turn has cascade and you may planeswalk.
Crew 2

The first spell you cast during each of your turns with mana value 2 or greater has cascade.
When chaos ensues, gain control of target artifact. Then planeswalk.

Exile target creature if it has any abilities other than keywords. (Flying, protection, and partner are all keywords. See rule 702 for details. Landfall and scry aren't keywords; they're an ability word and a keyword action respectively. Yes, there's a difference.)

Target blocking or blocked creature you control gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

Taeko, the Patient Avalanche enters tapped.
Whenever another creature you control leaves the battlefield, if it didn't die, scry 1 and put a +1/+1 counter on Taeko.
Whenever Taeko attacks, you may pay {U/B}. When you do, target attacking creature can't be blocked this turn.