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Hammer of Bogardan deals 3 damage to any target.
{2}{R}{R}{R}: Return this card from your graveyard to your hand. Activate only during your upkeep.

Whenever you crank this Contraption, target creature gains double strike until end of turn.

Flying
Blue spells you cast cost {U} more to cast.

Draw two cards, then you may exile a nonland card from your hand with a number of time counters on it equal to its mana value. Then target opponent does the same. Cards exiled this way that don't have suspend gain suspend.
Time travel.

Destroy each nonland permanent with mana value X or less.

Reach
Domain — When Meria's Outrider enters, it deals damage equal to the number of basic land types among lands you control to any target.

At the beginning of your upkeep, return target land card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.

Choose target creature an opponent controls. When that creature dies this turn, you gain 3 life. Target creature you control fights that creature.

Whenever a token you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
Whenever this creature attacks, another target attacking creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is this creature's power.

Offspring {1}
First strike
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, create that many tapped Treasure tokens.

{2}: Equipped creature gains hexproof until end of turn.
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a +1/+1 counter on equipped creature if it's blue.
Equip {1}

Sacrifice this artifact: Flip a coin. If you win the flip, this artifact deals damage to target opponent or planeswalker equal to the number of creatures you control. If you lose the flip, this artifact deals damage to you equal to the number of creatures that opponent or that planeswalker's controller controls.

When this creature dies, target creature an opponent controls gets -1/-1 until end of turn. That creature gets -4/-4 instead if you control a creature named Bogbrew Witch.

Vigilance
Sacrifice this creature: Put a +2/+2 counter on target Chimera creature. It gains vigilance.

{1}{R}, {T}: Create a token that's a copy of another target creature you control. It gains haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step. Activate only as a sorcery.
{6}{R}{R}{R}, {T}: Create five tokens that are copies of another target creature you control. They gain haste. Sacrifice them at the beginning of the next end step. Activate only as a sorcery.

Reveal any number of green cards in your hand. Target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of cards revealed this way.

All creatures get -1/-0 until end of turn.

Sacrifice an artifact: This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
Sacrifice a land: This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Body of Knowledge's power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards in your hand.
You have no maximum hand size.
Whenever this creature is dealt damage, draw that many cards.

Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has menace.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, draw two cards. Then discard two cards unless you discard a Pirate card.
Equip {2}. This ability costs {2} less to activate if you have one or fewer cards in hand.

Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to any target this turn.
Draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.

{T}: This creature deals 1 damage to any target.
Unearth {1}{R}

Flying
Crew 1

{T}: Put a coin counter on this artifact. When you do, you may cast target instant or sorcery card with mana value equal to the number of coin counters on this artifact from your graveyard without paying its mana cost. If that spell would be put into your graveyard, exile it instead. Activate only as a sorcery.

Ravenous
Bio-plasmic Barrage — When this creature enters, it deals X damage to each player and each other creature.