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As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice an artifact.
Create two tapped Powerstone tokens.
Draw a card.

For each artifact or creature card in target opponent's graveyard, add {C} and you gain 1 life.

X is the number of artifact and/or creature cards in an opponent's graveyard as you cast this spell.
Distribute X +1/+1 counters among any number of target creatures.

{TK}{TK} — Vigilance
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — {1}, {T}: Tap target creature.
{TK}{TK} — 1/5
{TK}{TK}{TK} — 5/4

As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may collect evidence 5.
Flying
When Spotlight Falcon enters, if evidence was collected, conjure a card named Spotlight Falcon into your hand.

You gain 8 life.

Kicker {G}
When Sprouting Goblin enters, if it was kicked, search your library for a land card with a basic land type, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
{T}, Sacrifice a land: Draw a card.

At the beginning of each combat, Sproutwatch Dryad gains flying until end of turn if a creature you control or a card in your hand has flying. The same is true for first strike, double strike, deathtouch, haste, hexproof, indestructible, lifelink, menace, reach, trample, and vigilance.

You make all choices for Spuzzems you control.

Flying
Whenever Spy Eye deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card from that player's library.

Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has all names of nonlegendary creature cards in addition to its name.
Equip {2}

Your opponents play with their hands revealed.

{TK}{TK} — {T}: The next time target player would roll one or more dice this turn, instead they roll that many dice plus one, then you choose one of those rolls to ignore.
{TK}{TK}{TK} — Protection from odd mana values
{TK}{TK} — 4/1
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — 6/6

When Squidnapper enters, gain control of target creature an opponent controls until Squidnapper leaves the battlefield or that player pays the ransom.
Ransom — {6} and 2 life

When Squirrel Dealer enters, ask a person outside the game "Do you like Squirrels?" If they do, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token.

{1}{G}: Reveal a card in your hand, covering the artist credit. Target opponent guesses the artist. If they guess wrong, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token.

When Squirrel Squatters enters, open an Attraction.
Whenever Squirrel Squatters attacks, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token that's tapped and attacking for each Attraction you've visited this turn.

Visit — You have five seconds to stack dice on top of one another. If you stack at least five dice, claim the prize!
Prize — Create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token for each die you stacked above the fourth, then sacrifice Squirrel Stack and open an Attraction.

Increase the result of each die you roll by 2.

{TK}{TK} — Ward {2}
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — Provoke
{TK}{TK}{TK} — 5/3
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — 7/7

When Stack of Paperwork enters, draw a card.
Combat damage uses the stack. (Combat damage assignment can be responded to before damage is dealt.)

Creatures with landwalk abilities can be blocked as though they didn't have those abilities.

As Staff of the Letter Magus enters, choose a consonant other than N, R, S, or T.
Whenever a player casts a spell, you gain 1 life for each time the chosen letter appears in that spell's name.

Players have no maximum hand size.
Whenever you roll the planar die, draw a card.
Whenever chaos ensues, reveal the top card of your planar deck. You may put it on the bottom of your planar deck.

First strike, Lifelink
When Stalwart Realmwarden enters, the next noncreature spell target opponent casts costs {2} more to cast.