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Defender
{1}{U}: Wishful Merfolk loses defender and becomes a Human until end of turn.

Flying
When Wispmare enters, destroy target enchantment.
Evoke {W}

When Wistful Puppeteer enters the battlefield, create an Animated Role attached to up to one target noncreature artifact you control. (Enchanted permanent is a 4/4 artifact creature.)
Whenever one or more artifact creatures you control deal combat damage to an opponent, draw a card.

Target player draws two cards, then discards four cards.

Witch's Cottage enters tapped unless you control three or more other Swamps.
When Witch's Cottage enters untapped, you may put target creature card from your graveyard on top of your library.

You may discard a card. If you do, draw two cards.
Create a Wicked Role token attached to up to one target creature you control.

Target creature gets +3/+3 and gains reach until end of turn. Untap it.

When Witching Well enters, scry 2.
{3}{U}, Sacrifice Witching Well: Draw two cards.

Return target creature to its owner's hand. Then return another target creature to its owner's hand unless its controller pays {1}.

Target creature gets -3/-3 until end of turn.
{1}{B}, Exile Wither and Bloom from your graveyard: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. Activate only as a sorcery.

Witherbloom Campus enters tapped.
{T}: Add {B} or {G}.
{4}, {T}: Scry 1.

Magecraft — Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, you gain 1 life.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has base power 0 and has "At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life unless you sacrifice this creature."

Target creature you control gains indestructible until end of turn.
Cycling {2}

Prevent the next 3 damage that would be dealt to any target this turn.
Draw a card.

Target creature gains indestructible until end of turn.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature loses all abilities and is a green and white Citizen creature with base power and toughness 1/1 named Legitimate Businessperson.

Flying
{3}{U}: Scry 1.

Devoid
Target opponent exiles two cards from their hand and loses 2 life.

Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, Witty Roastmaster deals 1 damage to each opponent.

{T}: Return Wizard Mentor and target creature you control to their owner's hand.

Flying
{U}, Sacrifice Wizard Replica: Counter target spell unless its controller pays {2}.

Wizard's Rockets enters tapped.
{X}, {T}, Sacrifice Wizard's Rockets: Add X mana in any combination of colors.
When Wizard's Rockets is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draw a card.

When this creature enters, you may put a name sticker on it, then look at the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of unique vowels on that sticker. Put one of those cards into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.