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{TK}{TK} — Landfall — Whenever a land enters under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on this permanent.
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — Whenever a creature blocks this creature, that creature gets -4/-4 until end of turn.
{TK}{TK} — 4/1
{TK}{TK}{TK} — 3/5

{T}: Add {C}.
{5}, {T}, Pay 1 life: Create a 1/1 white and black Human Cleric creature token.
{5}, {T}, Sacrifice five creatures: Transform Westvale Abbey, then untap it.

Wet Willie of the Damned deals 2½ damage to any target and you gain 2½ life.

This spell costs {3} less to cast if it targets a white creature.
Target creature gets -4/-4 until end of turn.

{2}, {T}: Target creature with power 3 or less gains flying until end of turn.

Shuffle your whammy deck, then reveal cards from the top of your whammy deck until you reveal an Island or choose to stop. Then, if no Islands were revealed this way, Whammy Burn deals X damage to any target, where X is the number of cards revealed. (A whammy deck consists of a Plains, Island, Swamp, Mountain, and Forest.)

Destroy target artifact.

Choose one —
• Let the World Burn — Destroy all artifacts and creatures.
• Release Juno — Return target historic permanent card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It enters with two additional +1/+1 counters on it if it's a creature.

When you set this scheme in motion, gain control of target creature an opponent controls and untap it.

Any number of target opponents each discard their hands, then draw seven cards.
Draw a card.

Suspend 4—{1}{R}
Each player discards their hand, then draws seven cards.

Each player discards their hand, then draws seven cards.

Each player secretly chooses a number 0 or greater, then all players reveal those numbers simultaneously and determine the highest and lowest numbers revealed this way. Wheel of Misfortune deals damage equal to the highest number to each player who chose that number. Each player who didn't choose the lowest number discards their hand, then draws seven cards.

You get {E}{E}{E}, then you may pay any amount of {E}.
Each player may exile their hand and draw cards equal to the amount of {E} paid this way. If 7 or more {E} was paid this way, you may play cards you own exiled this way until the end of your next turn.

Enchant player
If a card would be put into enchanted player's graveyard from anywhere, instead that card is revealed and put on the bottom of that player's library.

At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, Wheel of Torture deals X damage to that player, where X is 3 minus the number of cards in their hand.

Return all creatures to their owners' hands except for Krakens, Leviathans, Octopuses, and Serpents.

Counter target creature spell.

Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the number of times the letter of your choice appears in that creature's name.

Up to two target creatures each get +2/+2 until end of turn. If you control an artifact and an enchantment, those creatures also gain lifelink until end of turn.

When you set this scheme in motion, each opponent exiles the top card of their library. You may cast any number of spells from among cards exiled this way without paying their mana costs.

Destroy target land.

Whenever a creature you control with power 5 or greater enters, you may have Where Ancients Tread deal 5 damage to any target.

{3}: Each player mills two cards.

{X}{X}, {T}: Target player mills X cards.
Morph {3}