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Ward {2}
This creature enters with two +1/+1 counters on it for each other nontoken Human you control.

Whenever another creature enters, you may put X +1/+1 counters on this creature, where X is that creature's power.

Hammer of Bogardan deals 3 damage to any target.
{2}{R}{R}{R}: Return this card from your graveyard to your hand. Activate only during your upkeep.

Whenever Hammer of Nazahn or another Equipment you control enters, you may attach that Equipment to target creature you control.
Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and has indestructible.
Equip {4}

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it.
Creature spells you cast cost {1} less to cast for each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it.

Each other creature you control that's a Zombie or Mutant gets +X/+X, where X is the number of counters on Hancock.
Undying

{T}, Tap three untapped white creatures you control: Destroy target creature.

At the beginning of combat on your turn, equipped creature or a creature you control named Vecna gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of cards in your hand.
Equip—Pay 1 life for each card in your hand.
Equip {2}

{2}, {T}: Create a 2/2 colorless Homunculus creature token. It must be represented by a unique hand and two fingers at all times, or it ceases to exist.

This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it.
When this creature dies, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying for each +1/+1 counter on this creature.
{1}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Flying
When this creature enters, create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying.
{3}{W}, Exile this creature: Exile target creature.

{1}{W}{U}, {T}: Return target artifact or enchantment card from your graveyard to your hand.

Whenever Hans Eriksson attacks, reveal the top card of your library. If it's a creature card, put it onto the battlefield tapped and attacking defending player or a planeswalker they control. Otherwise, put that card into your hand. When you put a creature card onto the battlefield this way, it fights Hans Eriksson.

At the beginning of your upkeep, target opponent creates three Walker tokens.
{T}: Hansk, Slayer Zealot deals 2 damage to target creature.
Whenever a Zombie an opponent controls dies, draw a card.

{T}: Add {C}.
{R}, {T}: Target creature gains haste until end of turn.
{3}{R}{R}, {T}: If you both own and control this land and a creature named Hanweir Garrison, exile them, then meld them into Hanweir, the Writhing Township.

Whenever this creature attacks, create two 1/1 red Human creature tokens that are tapped and attacking.

At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control four or more creatures, transform this creature.

Trample, haste
Whenever Hanweir attacks, create two 3/2 colorless Eldrazi Horror creature tokens that are tapped and attacking.

Whenever Hapatra deals combat damage to a player, you may put a -1/-1 counter on target creature.
Whenever you put one or more -1/-1 counters on a creature, create a 1/1 green Snake creature token with deathtouch.

When this enchantment enters, choose four nonenchantment permanents you don't control and put an aim counter on each of them.
At the beginning of your end step, if two or more permanents you don't control have an aim counter on them, destroy one of those permanents at random.

When this enchantment enters, each player gains 5 life and draws a card.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if there are five colors among permanents you control, there are six or more card types among permanents you control and/or cards in your graveyard, and your life total is greater than or equal to your starting life total, you win the game.

I — Mill three cards. You may put an Elf or Tyvar card from your graveyard onto the battlefield.
II — Put a +1/+1 counter on each Elf you control.
III — Whenever an Elf you control attacks this turn, target creature an opponent controls gets -1/-1 until end of turn.

Menace
When Harald enters, look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal an Elf, Warrior, or Tyvar card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Flying
Whenever you attack with five or more Soldiers, creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain flying until end of turn.

Flying
{2}{R}: This creature deals 1 damage to each creature without flying.
{2}{G}: This creature deals 1 damage to each other creature with flying.