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At the beginning of your upkeep, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.

When you encounter this phenomenon, open a Magic: The Gathering booster pack and shuffle it without looking at its contents. Those cards become the booster deck. You become the monarch. For the rest of the game, at the beginning of the monarch's end step, that player draws a card from the booster deck. They may spend mana of any type to cast those cards. (Then Planeswalk away from this phenomenon.)

Red spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.

Flying
Whenever a player casts a spell, they lose 1 life for each spell they've cast this turn.

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, you gain 1 life.
{T}: Add {R} or {G}.

{T}: Add {C}.
{R/W}, {T}: Add {R}{R}, {R}{W}, or {W}{W}.

When you cast this spell, you may put a card an opponent owns from exile into that player's graveyard. If you do, you gain 5 life.

Devoid
Search your library for a basic land card and reveal it. You may put that card onto the battlefield tapped if you control a land named Wastes. Otherwise, put that card into your hand. Then shuffle.

Devoid
Ingest
Other colorless creatures you control get +1/+0.

Ruins of Oran-Rief enters tapped.
{T}: Add {C}.
{T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on target colorless creature that entered this turn.

Ruins of Trokair enters tapped.
{T}: Add {W}.
{T}, Sacrifice Ruins of Trokair: Add {W}{W}.

(Start the game with this conspiracy face up in the command zone.)
You can't attack with an odd number of creatures.
Whenever you attack, double target creature's power until end of turn.

At the beginning of your upkeep, Rumbling Slum Avatar deals 1 damage to each opponent.

Flash
When Runaway Boulder enters, it deals 6 damage to target creature an opponent controls.
Cycling {2}

Trample
When Runaway Carriage attacks or blocks, sacrifice it at end of combat.

Trample
Runaway Trash-Bot gets +1/+0 for each artifact and/or enchantment card in your graveyard.

{T}: Add {C}{C}. Put two charge counters on Runecarved Obelisk.
{T}, Sacrifice Runecarved Obelisk: Seek a card with the highest mana value among cards in your library with mana value X or less, where X is the number of charge counters on Runecarved Obelisk.

Equipped creature has first strike and gets +X/+0, where X is the number of instant and sorcery cards in your graveyard.
Equip {2}

Runed Arch enters tapped.
{X}, {T}, Sacrifice Runed Arch: X target creatures with power 2 or less can't be blocked this turn.

When Runed Crown enters, you may search your library, hand, and/or graveyard for a Rune card and put it onto the battlefield attached to Runed Crown. If you search your library this way, shuffle.
Equipped creature gets +1/+1.
Equip {2}

When Runed Servitor dies, each player draws a card.

Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and is every creature type.
Equip {2}

Instead of taking turns as normal, players take their phases sequentially. (For example, you take your beginning phase as the active player, then the next player in turn order becomes the active player and takes their beginning phase. After each player had a beginning phase, do the same for first main, combat phase, second main, ending phase, and then beginning phase again. If this creature leaves the battlefield, the active player continues their turn as normal.)

{3}, {T}: Target attacking creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn. When that creature leaves the battlefield this turn, sacrifice Runesword. If the creature deals damage to a creature this turn, the creature dealt damage can't be regenerated this turn. If a creature dealt damage by the targeted creature would die this turn, exile that creature instead.

When you set this scheme in motion, choose any number of creatures with different mana values. Destroy those creatures.