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When you cast this spell, gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap it. It gains menace and haste until end of turn.
The Beast enters tapped with six stun counters on it.
Whenever a creature deals combat damage to its owner, untap The Beast and draw a card.

Enchant artifact or land
Enchanted permanent has "{T}: Target player adds two mana of any one color. The next spell they cast this turn has cascade."

I, III — Choose target creature. Its owner shuffles it into their library, then investigates.
II, IV — Create a 2/2 black Alien Angel artifact creature token with first strike, vigilance, and "Whenever an opponent casts a creature spell, this permanent isn't a creature until end of turn."

Whenever Cult of Skaro attacks, choose one at random —
• Thay — Put a +1/+1 counter on each artifact creature you control.
• Caan — Draw two cards.
• Sec — Create a 3/3 black Dalek artifact creature token with menace.
• Jast — Each opponent loses 4 life.

I — For each player, destroy up to one target creature that player controls. For each creature destroyed this way, its controller creates a 3/3 green Mutant creature token with deathtouch.
II — Target nontoken creature becomes a 6/6 legendary Horror creature named Fenric and loses all abilities.
III — Target Mutant fights another target creature named Fenric.

When The Cyber-Controller enters, each opponent mills X cards. Put all creature cards milled this way onto the battlefield face down under your control. They're 2/2 Cyberman artifact creatures.
Other artifact creatures you control get +1/+1.

Affinity for Daleks
Other Daleks you control have haste.
At the beginning of combat on your turn, each opponent faces a villainous choice — That player sacrifices a creature they control, or you create a 3/3 black Dalek artifact creature token with menace.

I, II, III — Exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a legendary card. You may play that card for as long as The Day of the Doctor remains on the battlefield. Put the rest of those exiled cards on the bottom of your library in a random order.
IV — Choose up to three Doctors. You may exile all other creatures. If you do, The Day of the Doctor deals 13 damage to you.

Vigilance, trample
Other Dinosaurs you control get +1/+1 and have vigilance and trample.
Suspend 4—{3}{R}{W}
Whenever a time counter is removed from Dinosaurs on a Spaceship while it's exiled, create a 2/2 red and white Dinosaur creature token with flying and haste.

Duggan's power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards in your hand.
Whenever Duggan enters or attacks, investigate.
The Most Important Punch in History — {1}{G}, {T}: Duggan deals damage equal to twice its power to another target creature. Activate only once.

When The Eighth Doctor enters, mill three cards.
Once during each of your turns, you may play a historic land or cast a historic permanent spell from your graveyard. If you do, it gains "If this permanent would leave the battlefield, exile it instead of putting it anywhere else."

I. AM. TALKING! — Whenever The Eleventh Doctor deals combat damage to a player, you may exile a card from your hand with a number of time counters on it equal to its mana value. If it doesn't have suspend, it gains suspend.
{2}: Target creature with power 3 or less can't be blocked this turn.

{T}: You may cast a spell with suspend from your hand. If you do, pay its suspend cost rather than its mana cost. Activate only as a sorcery.

Peaceful Coexistence — At the beginning of your end step, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control that didn't attack or enter this turn. Untap those creatures.

When The First Doctor enters, search your library and/or graveyard for a card named TARDIS, reveal it, and put it into your hand. If you search your library this way, shuffle.
Whenever you cast a spell with cascade, put a +1/+1 counter on target artifact or creature.

When Frost Fair Lure Fish enters, create two 1/1 blue Fish creature tokens and create two tapped Treasure tokens.
Fish you control have haste and can't be blocked by Humans.
Foretell {3}{U}{R}

When The Fugitive Doctor enters, investigate.
Whenever The Fugitive Doctor attacks, you may sacrifice a Clue. When you do, target instant or sorcery card in your graveyard gains flashback {2}{R}{G} until end of turn.

Gallifrey Falls deals 4 damage to each creature. If a creature dealt damage this way would die this turn, exile it instead.
Fuse

Any number of target creatures you control phase out.
Fuse

When Gallifrey Stands enters, return all Doctor cards from your graveyard to your hand.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a Doctor creature card from your hand onto the battlefield. Then if you control thirteen or more Doctors, you win the game.

Draw three cards. Then target opponent faces a villainous choice — They discard three cards, or you may cast a spell from your hand without paying its mana cost.

I, II — Investigate.
III — Heaven Sent deals 1 damage to each opponent. Then if an opponent has 0 or less life, draw seven cards. Otherwise, exile Heaven Sent and you may cast it this turn.

Vanishing 3
Imprint — When Idris, Soul of the TARDIS enters, exile another artifact you control until Idris leaves the battlefield.
Idris has all activated and triggered abilities of the exiled card and gets +X/+X, where X is the exiled card's mana value.

Partner with Madame Vastra
First strike
Training
Whenever you sacrifice a Clue or Food, put a +1/+1 counter on another target creature you control.

Double strike
Whenever Jenny deals combat damage to a player, it explores.