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Binding Contract — If you would draw a card, exile the top card of your library face down instead.
{B}{B}{B}: Draw seven cards.
{B}: Return all cards exiled with Asmodeus the Archfiend to their owner's hand and you lose that much life.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+3 and has deathtouch.

Enchant creature you control
When Aspect of Lamprey enters, target opponent discards two cards.
Enchanted creature has lifelink.

{2}{B}: Regenerate Asphodel Wanderer.

Destroy target untapped creature.

{1}: Assassin Initiate gains your choice of flying, deathtouch, or lifelink until end of turn.

Cast this spell only during the declare attackers step and only if you've been attacked this step.
Destroy target nonblack attacking creature.

This spell costs {1} less to cast if you control an artifact and {1} less to cast if you control an enchantment.
Destroy target creature or planeswalker.

Destroy target creature. Its controller discards a card.

Destroy target tapped creature.

Equipped creature gets +2/+2, has haste, can't attack you or planeswalkers you control, and can't be sacrificed.
At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, you may have that player gain control of equipped creature until end of turn. If you do, untap it.
Equip {3}

Target creature card in your graveyard perpetually gains "{1}{B}{B}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Shuffle it into its owner's library. Create a token that's a copy of it, except it's a 4/4 black Zombie in addition to its other types. Activate only as a sorcery."

{4}, {T}: Reveal a creature card in your hand. Search your library for a card with the same name as that card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

{T}: Target Assembly-Worker creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Exile target creature. Put X +1/+1 counters on a commander creature you control, where X is the power of the creature exiled this way.

Astral Cornucopia enters with X charge counters on it.
{T}: Choose a color. Add one mana of that color for each charge counter on Astral Cornucopia.

{1}, {T}, Sacrifice Astrolabe: Add two mana of any one color. Draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, if that player has no cards in hand, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
Madness {1}{B}

{T}: Add {R} or {G}.
{4}{R}{G}: Atarka Monument becomes a 4/4 red and green Dragon artifact creature with flying until end of turn.

Atraxa's Skitterfang enters with three oil counters on it.
At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may remove an oil counter from Atraxa's Skitterfang. When you do, target creature you control gains your choice of flying, vigilance, deathtouch, or lifelink until end of turn.

Target player mills two cards, draws two cards, and loses 2 life.

Whenever Attack-in-the-Box attacks, you may have it get +4/+0 until end of turn. If you do, sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.

Choose target creature. Roll X six-sided dice. For each even result, put two -1/-1 counters on that creature. For each odd result, create a 1/2 blue Bird creature token with flying named Storm Crow.

{B}, Sacrifice a creature: Destroy target nonblack creature.

Whenever Audacious Thief attacks, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.