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(Start the game with this conspiracy face up in the command zone.)
Draw an additional hand of seven cards as the game begins. Before taking mulligans, shuffle all but one of your hands into your library.

This land enters tapped.
{T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for an Island or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

At the beginning of combat on your turn, exile up to one target creature. Return it to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.
When chaos ensues, cards can't enter from exile this turn. Then planeswalk.

When this artifact enters, create three Food tokens.
{T}: Add {C} for each Food you control.

Whenever you discard a card, exile that card from your graveyard.
{2}, {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card.
{4}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Return all cards exiled with this artifact to their owner's hand.

Bag of Stroopwafels enters the battlefield with eight stroopwafel counters on it.
{3}, {T}, Remove a stroopwafel counter from Bag of Stroopwafels: You gain 3 life and draw a card.

Share — {W}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature. Draw a card. Activate only as a sorcery.
Nosh — {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life and draw a card.

Whenever you cast a Spirit or Arcane spell, you may put a ki counter on this artifact.
{2}, {T}, Remove a ki counter from this artifact: Create a 1/1 colorless Spirit creature token.

This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {G}.

Flying
Whenever Balamb Garden attacks, draw a card.
Crew 1

This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {G} or {U}.
{5}{G}{U}, {T}: Transform this land. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each other Town you control.

{T}: Add {C}.
{2}, {T}: Add X mana of any one color, where X is the number of other Gates you control.

Crash Landing — Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Goblin Camp — Create a Treasure token.
Emerald Grove — Create a 2/2 white Knight creature token.
Auntie's Teahouse — Scry 3.
Defiled Temple — You may sacrifice a permanent. If you do, draw a card.
Mountain Pass — You may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield.
Ebonlake Grotto — Create two 1/1 blue Faerie Dragon creature tokens with flying.
Grymforge — For each opponent, goad up to one target creature that player controls.
Githyanki Crèche — Distribute three +1/+1 counters among up to three target creatures you control.
Last Light Inn — Draw two cards.
Reithwin Tollhouse — Roll 2d4 and create that many Treasure tokens.
Moonrise Towers — Instant and sorcery spells you cast this turn cost {3} less to cast.
Gauntlet of Shar — Each opponent loses 5 life.
Balthazar's Lab — Return up to two target creature cards from your graveyard to your hand.
Circus of the Last Days — Create a token that's a copy of one of your commanders, except it's not legendary.
Undercity Ruins — Create three 4/1 black Skeleton creature tokens with menace.
Steel Watch Foundry — You get an emblem with "Creatures you control get +2/+2 and have trample."
Ansur's Sanctum — Reveal the top four cards of your library and put them into your hand. Each opponent loses life equal to those cards' total mana value.
Temple of Bhaal — Creatures your opponents control get -5/-5 until end of turn.

If this land would enter, sacrifice an untapped Mountain instead. If you do, put this land onto the battlefield. If you don't, put it into its owner's graveyard.
{T}: Add {C}{R}.
{1}, {T}: This land deals 1 damage to target attacking creature.

Whenever this Vehicle attacks, it deals 1 damage to any target.
Crew 3

Visit — Choose one.
• Create a 1/1 red Balloon creature token with flying.
• Sacrifice a Balloon. If you do, target creature gains flying until end of turn.

This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {W} or {B}.
{4}, {T}: Investigate.

{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Choose one —
• You gain 2 life.
• Prevent the next 2 damage that would be dealt to any target this turn.

Whenever you commit a crime, put a loot counter on this artifact. This ability triggers only once each turn.
{T}: Add one mana of any color.
{2}, {T}, Remove two loot counters from this artifact: Draw a card.

Whenever this creature attacks, defending player exiles two permanents they control.

As an additional cost to play Banned Eldraine Card, pay {B}, {3}{R}{G}, {3}{R}, {2}, {0}, or {1}{G}. It becomes a copy respectively of Cauldron Familiar, Escape to the Wilds, Fires of Invention, Lucky Clover, Mystic Sanctuary, Once Upon A Time for the rest of the game in all zones. (You can't choose Oko. Because let's be real, nobody wants to play against Oko again.)

As this artifact enters, choose a creature type. This artifact enters with a fellowship counter on it for each creature you control of the chosen type.
Creatures you control of the chosen type get +1/+1 for each fellowship counter on this artifact.

Equipped creature gets +1/+1 for each charge counter on this Equipment.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage, put a charge counter on this Equipment.
Equip {2}

All creatures have exalted. (Whenever a creature attacks alone, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each instance of exalted among permanents its controller controls.)
Whenever chaos ensues, put a divinity counter on target green, white, or blue creature. That creature has indestructible for as long as it has a divinity counter on it.