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Players play a Magic subgame under the table, starting at 5 life and using their libraries as their decks. The winner searches their library for two cards, puts those cards into their hand, then shuffles.

Enter the God-Eternals deals 4 damage to target creature and you gain life equal to the damage dealt this way. Target player mills four cards. Amass Zombies 4.

Draw cards equal to the number of cards in your library, then put a card from your hand on top of your library. You have no maximum hand size until your next turn.

Put a creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. It gains haste until end of turn.
Fuse

Flash
Eerie — Whenever an enchantment you control enters and whenever you fully unlock a Room, draw a card.

Search your library for a card, put that card into your graveyard, then shuffle.

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may exile a creature card from a graveyard. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on Entrails Feaster. If you don't, tap Entrails Feaster.

Gain control of target creature with mana value X.

Target player sacrifices an attacking creature of their choice. You create X 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens, where X is that creature's toughness.

Return X target creature cards from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Miracle {X}{B}{B}

Flying
As Entropic Specter enters, choose an opponent.
Entropic Specter's power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards in the chosen player's hand.
Whenever Entropic Specter deals damage to a player, that player discards a card.

Flying
When Eon Frolicker enters, if you cast it, target opponent takes an extra turn after this one. Until your next turn, you and planeswalkers you control gain protection from that player.

Players skip their upkeep steps.

Ephara, Ever-Sheltering has lifelink and indestructible as long as you control at least three other enchantments.
Whenever another enchantment you control enters, draw a card.

Exile target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control.
Rebound

Flying
Discard a card: Return Ephemeron to its owner's hand.

Flash
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +5/+5 and has trample.

At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control twenty or more creatures, you win the game.

Target player sacrifices a land of their choice.
Threshold — Each player sacrifices all lands they control instead if seven or more cards are in your graveyard.

Reveal the top X plus one cards of your library and separate them into two piles. An opponent chooses one of those piles. Put that pile into your hand and the other into your graveyard.

Veil of Time — Whenever Epistolary Librarian attacks, you may cast a spell with mana value X or less from your hand without paying its mana cost, where X is the number of attacking creatures.

Epochrasite enters with three +1/+1 counters on it if you didn't cast it from your hand.
When Epochrasite dies, exile it with three time counters on it and it gains suspend.

Whenever you cast a creature spell, you may pay {1}. If you do, return target creature to its owner's hand.

At the beginning of your upkeep, for each land target player controls in excess of the number you control, choose a land that player controls, then the chosen permanents phase out. Repeat this process for artifacts and creatures.

Whenever an opponent casts their first spell each turn, counter that spell.