mtg.wtf

Wet Willie of the Damned deals 2½ damage to any target and you gain 2½ life.

This spell costs {3} less to cast if it targets a white creature.
Target creature gets -4/-4 until end of turn.

{2}, {T}: Target creature with power 3 or less gains flying until end of turn.

Skulk
Whenever Wharf Infiltrator deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.
Whenever you discard a creature card, you may pay {2}. If you do, create a 3/2 colorless Eldrazi Horror creature token.

Destroy target artifact.

Choose one —
• Let the World Burn — Destroy all artifacts and creatures.
• Release Juno — Return target historic permanent card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It enters with two additional +1/+1 counters on it if it's a creature.

Any number of target opponents each discard their hands, then draw seven cards.
Draw a card.

Suspend 4—{1}{R}
Each player discards their hand, then draws seven cards.

Each player discards their hand, then draws seven cards.

Each player secretly chooses a number 0 or greater, then all players reveal those numbers simultaneously and determine the highest and lowest numbers revealed this way. Wheel of Misfortune deals damage equal to the highest number to each player who chose that number. Each player who didn't choose the lowest number discards their hand, then draws seven cards.

You get {E}{E}{E}, then you may pay any amount of {E}.
Each player may exile their hand and draw cards equal to the amount of {E} paid this way. If 7 or more {E} was paid this way, you may play cards you own exiled this way until the end of your next turn.

Enchant player
If a card would be put into enchanted player's graveyard from anywhere, instead that card is revealed and put on the bottom of that player's library.

At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, Wheel of Torture deals X damage to that player, where X is 3 minus the number of cards in their hand.

Return all creatures to their owners' hands except for Krakens, Leviathans, Octopuses, and Serpents.

Counter target creature spell.

Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the number of times the letter of your choice appears in that creature's name.

Up to two target creatures each get +2/+2 until end of turn. If you control an artifact and an enchantment, those creatures also gain lifelink until end of turn.

Destroy target land.

Whenever a creature you control with power 5 or greater enters, you may have Where Ancients Tread deal 5 damage to any target.

{3}: Each player mills two cards.

{X}{X}, {T}: Target player mills X cards.
Morph {3}

Buyback {2}
Change the text of target permanent by replacing all instances of one color word with another or one basic land type with another until end of turn.

Starting with you, each player separates all permanents they control into three piles. Then each player chooses one of their piles at random and sacrifices those permanents.

Whimwader can't attack unless defending player controls a blue permanent.