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At the beginning of each player's upkeep, return to its owner's hand each creature that player controls with power greater than the number of cards in their hand.

{T}: Add {W}. Nomad Stadium deals 1 damage to you.
Threshold — {W}, {T}, Sacrifice Nomad Stadium: You gain 4 life. Activate only if seven or more cards are in your graveyard.

{T}: Untap target blue creature.
{T}: Choose target non-Wall creature the active player has controlled continuously since the beginning of the turn. That creature attacks this turn if able. Destroy it at the beginning of the next end step if it didn't attack this turn. Activate only before attackers are declared.

{4}, {T}: For one spell this turn, you may spend mana as though it were mana of any type to pay that spell's mana cost.

Norwood Riders can't be blocked by more than one creature.

Whenever Norwood Warrior becomes blocked, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

{T}, Sacrifice Nosy Goblin: Destroy target face-down creature.

{2}{B}, {T}, Discard a card: Destroy target nonblack creature. It can't be regenerated.

You gain 6 life.

At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control permanents with names that include all twenty-six letters of the English alphabet, you win the game.

Enchant land
Enchanted land has "{T}: This land deals 1 damage to each creature and each player."

Each player reveals their hand, chooses one card of each color from it, then discards all other nonland cards.

{2}, {T}, Discard your hand: Counter target noncreature spell.

As Null Chamber enters, you and an opponent each choose a card name other than a basic land card name.
Spells with the chosen names can't be cast and lands with the chosen names can't be played.

Skip your draw step.
Whenever you play a card, draw a card.
Your maximum hand size is two.

Flying
Whenever the first noncreature spell of a turn is cast, counter that spell.

Bushido 2
{B}, Pay 5 life: Regenerate Numai Outcast.

Return target permanent to its owner's hand.
Gotcha — If an opponent says a number, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Number Crunch from your graveyard to your hand.

{G}, {T}: Nurturing Licid loses this ability and becomes an Aura enchantment with enchant creature. Attach it to target creature. You may pay {G} to end this effect.
{G}: Regenerate enchanted creature.

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player chooses target player whose graveyard has fewer creature cards in it than their graveyard does and is their opponent. The first player may return a creature card from their graveyard to their hand.

Whenever you lose life, for each 1 life you lost, sacrifice a permanent other than Oath of Lim-Dûl unless you discard a card.
{B}{B}: Draw a card.

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player chooses target player who has more life than they do and is their opponent. The first player may have Oath of Mages deal 1 damage to the second player.

Equipped creature gets +3/+1.
Whenever equipped creature dies, return that card to the battlefield under your control if it's a Samurai card.
When Oathkeeper, Takeno's Daisho is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, exile equipped creature.
Equip {2}

Flash
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has "Discard a card: This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn."