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Enchant creature
Prevent all damage that would be dealt to enchanted creature.

Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from Rogues and from Clerics.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, create a 4/4 gold Dragon creature token with flying and roll a d20 (a twenty-sided die). If you roll a 20, repeat this process.
Equip {2}

Trample
When this creature enters, you gain 5 life.

Whenever this creature becomes blocked, you may untap it and remove it from combat.

Each player discards a card, then loses 1 life, then sacrifices an artifact, a creature, an enchantment, a land, a planeswalker, and a tribal permanent, then exiles a card from their graveyard, then puts the top card of their library into their graveyard, then removes a counter from a permanent they control, then gets a poison counter.

When you unlock this door, return all creature cards from your graveyard to the battlefield.

When The Majestic Duo enters, if you don't control another permanent named The Majestic Duo, create a token that's a copy of it, except it's not legendary, it has "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card and earnestly tell them good luck," and it loses all other abilities.
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you and that player may each put a permanent card from your hand onto the battlefield. Offer them a high-five.

When this creature enters, draw a card if you control a creature with a counter on it. If you don't draw a card this way, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Other Horses you control have indestructible.
At the beginning of each end step, if you gained life this turn, create a 5/5 white Horse creature token.

Visit — Create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token.

You may reveal this card from your opening hand. If you do, at the beginning of the first upkeep, your life total becomes 26.
Your life total becomes 26.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature can't be blocked by Spirits.
{1}{U}: Return this Aura to its owner's hand.

Trample
At the beginning of your upkeep, this creature deals 8 damage to you unless you pay {G}{G}{G}{G}.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may open a sealed Magic booster pack and put the cards on the bottom of your booster pile in a random order.
Spells you cast have booster cascade. (It's like cascade, but use your booster pile rather than your library.)

Shroud
Whenever another creature dies, you may put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to another target creature, planeswalker, or battle.

Menace

Kicker {1}{U}
Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. If this spell was kicked, draw a card.

When this creature enters, choose a letter.
{T}: Untap another target permanent whose name starts with the chosen letter.

Whenever you cast a spell with mana value 5 or greater, draw a card.

Flying
{R}: This creature gets +0/+1 until end of turn.

When this creature enters, choose target face-up exiled card. Its owner shuffles it into their library.

When Kogla and Yidaro enters, choose one —
• It gains trample and haste until end of turn.
• It fights target creature you don't control.
{2}{R}{G}, Discard this card: Destroy up to one target artifact or enchantment. Shuffle this card into your library from your graveyard, then draw a card.

First strike, haste
Camouflage — {2}: Put a +1/+1 counter on Ultimate Spider-Man. He gains hexproof and becomes colorless until end of turn.
Whenever you attack, double the number of each kind of counter on each Spider and legendary creature you control.

Return up to two target creature cards from your graveyard to your hand.