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Flying, haste
Whenever one or more Dragons you control attack an opponent, goad target creature that player controls.
Whenever a creature deals combat damage to one of your opponents, if that creature had to attack this combat, you put a +1/+1 counter on Firkraag and you draw a card.

Flying
When this creature enters, you get {E}{E}.
Whenever this creature attacks, you may pay {E}. If you do, another target attacking creature gains flying until end of turn.

Destroy target artifact or land.

Legendary Food tokens you control have hexproof and indestructible.
When you planeswalk to this plane, create Li'l Giri, a legendary 1/1 colorless Food Warrior artifact creature token.
Whenever chaos ensues, put X +1/+1 counters on target legendary artifact creature you control, where X is the number of times you've rolled the planar die this turn.

You have no maximum hand size.

Enchant creature
At the beginning of your upkeep, return enchanted creature and all Auras attached to that creature to their owners' hands.

Vigilance, reach
Whenever a Dinosaur you control deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.

Gain control of each noncommander creature with mana value 3 or less.

Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Whenever a Human you control enters, this enchantment deals 1 damage to any target.

Target opponent loses 1 life for each attacking creature you control. You gain that much life.

{G}, {T}, Discard a card: Regenerate target creature.

{2}: Target creature gains trample until end of turn. If this is the third time this ability has resolved this turn, you may add {R}{R}{R}{R}{R}{R}{R}{R}.

Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a wage counter on this creature. You may pay {2} for each wage counter on it. If you don't, remove all wage counters from this creature and an opponent gains control of it.

Haste
Armour of Shrieking Souls — When Lucius the Eternal dies, exile it and choose target creature an opponent controls. When that creature leaves the battlefield, return this card from exile to the battlefield under its owner's control.

First strike
{T}: Target Dwarf creature gets +2/+0 and gains first strike until end of turn. When that creature leaves the battlefield this turn, sacrifice this creature. Activate only during combat.

When this creature enters, ask a person outside the game to high-five you. If they won't, this creature gains haste until end of turn.

Equipped creature gets +2/+2.
As long as equipped creature is legendary, it has hexproof.
Equip {1}

Create X 2/2 white Samurai creature tokens with vigilance. They gain menace and haste until end of turn.
Each opponent creates X minus one 2/2 white Samurai creature tokens with vigilance.

Equipped creature gets +2/+0.
Whenever equipped creature dies, each opponent loses 1 life.
{2}, Sacrifice this Equipment: Draw a card.
Equip {2}

This creature can't block.

Until end of turn, target creature loses all abilities and becomes a green Snake with base power and toughness 1/1.
Draw a card.

Whenever this creature blocks or becomes blocked by a green or white creature, destroy that creature at end of combat.

Enchant creature
Storm (When you cast this spell, copy it for each spell cast before it this turn. You may choose new targets for the copies. The copies enter as tokens.)
Enchanted creature gets +1/+0 and has vigilance.

Flying
Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, this creature deals 1 damage to any target. If that land is a Mountain, this creature deals 2 damage instead.