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Elegant Parlor enters tapped.
When Elegant Parlor enters, surveil 1.

Kicker {5}
Create a 7/1 red Elemental creature token with trample and haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step. If this spell was kicked, that creature gets +7/+0 until end of turn.

{3}: Look at the top three cards of target player's library, then put them back in any order.

Create a 4/4 red Dragon Elemental creature token with flying and prowess.
Storm

Magecraft — Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, choose target creature you control. Until end of turn, it gains "If this creature would leave the battlefield, exile it instead of putting it anywhere else" and "When this creature is put into exile, create a 4/4 blue and red Elemental creature token."

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has "{T}: Create X 1/1 red Elemental creature tokens with haste, where X is this creature's power. Exile them at the beginning of the next end step."

Enchant permanent
At the beginning of your first main phase, add mana equal to enchanted permanent's mana cost.

Whenever you cast a spell with {X} in its mana cost, put two charge counters on Elementalist's Palette.
{T}: Add one mana of any color.
{T}: Add {C} for each charge counter on Elementalist's Palette. Spend this mana only on costs that contain {X}.

Flying
Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on Elenda's Hierophant.
When Elenda's Hierophant dies, create X 1/1 white Vampire creature tokens with lifelink, where X is its power.

Lifelink, hexproof from instants
As long as your life total is greater than your starting life total, Elenda gets +1/+1 and has menace. Elenda gets an additional +5/+5 as long as your life total is at least 10 greater than your starting life total.

{T}: Add {C}.
{T}: Regenerate target Elephant.

Each player creates a green Elephant creature token. Those creatures have "This creature's power and toughness are each equal to the number of creature cards in its controller's graveyard."

Vigilance
Other creatures you control get +2/+2.
Creatures your opponents control get -2/-2.

Flying
If you would scry a number of cards, draw that many cards instead.
Partner

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice X creatures.
Destroy X target creatures.

When Elite Arcanist enters, you may exile an instant card from your hand.
{X}, {T}: Copy the exiled card. You may cast the copy without paying its mana cost. X is the mana value of the exiled card.

{T}: Elite Archers deals 3 damage to target attacking or blocking creature.

First strike, vigilance
Protection from Vampires, from Werewolves, and from Zombies

Flying
When Elite Spellbinder enters, look at target opponent's hand. You may exile a nonland card from it. For as long as that card remains exiled, its owner may play it. A spell cast this way costs {2} more to cast.

{2}, {T}: You gain 5 life. Shuffle Elixir of Immortality and your graveyard into their owner's library.

{3}, {T}: Exile the top card of your library. Until the beginning of your next upkeep, you may play that card.

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player exiles a card at random from their hand. The player may play that card this turn. At the beginning of the next end step, if the player hasn't played the card, they put it into their graveyard.

{T}, Exile a creature card from your graveyard: Discover X, where X is the mana value of the exiled card. Activate only as a sorcery.

Haste
Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, untap target creature, then investigate.
Friends forever

Secret council — When Elrond of the White Council enters, each player secretly votes for fellowship or aid, then those votes are revealed. For each fellowship vote, the voter chooses a creature they control. You gain control of each creature chosen this way, and they gain "This creature can't attack its owner." Then for each aid vote, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.