mtg.wtf

Any number of target opponents each discard their hands, then draw seven cards.
Draw a card.

Suspend 4—{1}{R}
Each player discards their hand, then draws seven cards.

Each player discards their hand, then draws seven cards.

Each player secretly chooses a number 0 or greater, then all players reveal those numbers simultaneously and determine the highest and lowest numbers revealed this way. Wheel of Misfortune deals damage equal to the highest number to each player who chose that number. Each player who didn't choose the lowest number discards their hand, then draws seven cards.

You get {E}{E}{E}, then you may pay X {E}.
Each player may exile their hand and draw X cards. If X is 7 or more, you may play cards you own exiled this way until the end of your next turn.

Enchant player
If a card would be put into enchanted player's graveyard from anywhere, instead that card is revealed and put on the bottom of that player's library.

At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, Wheel of Torture deals X damage to that player, where X is 3 minus the number of cards in their hand.

Return all creatures to their owners' hands except for Krakens, Leviathans, Octopuses, and Serpents.

Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the number of times the letter of your choice appears in that creature's name.

Up to two target creatures each get +2/+2 until end of turn. If you control an artifact and an enchantment, those creatures also gain lifelink until end of turn.

Whenever a creature with power 5 or greater enters the battlefield under your control, you may have Where Ancients Tread deal 5 damage to any target.

{3}: Each player mills two cards.

{X}{X}, {T}: Target player mills X cards.
Morph {3}

Buyback {2}
Change the text of target permanent by replacing all instances of one color word with another or one basic land type with another until end of turn.

Starting with you, each player separates all permanents they control into three piles. Then each player chooses one of their piles at random and sacrifices those permanents.

Play X random fast effects.

Whimwader can't attack unless defending player controls a blue permanent.

{R}: Target creature gains haste until end of turn.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has reach.
{G}: Return Whip Silk to its owner's hand.

Defender; reach
You may choose not to untap Whip Vine during your untap step.
{T}: Tap target creature with flying blocked by Whip Vine. That creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step for as long as Whip Vine remains tapped.

Creatures you control have lifelink.
{2}{B}{B}, {T}: Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step. If it would leave the battlefield, exile it instead of putting it anywhere else. Activate only as a sorcery.

Flying
Morph {2}{W}

{W}, {T}: Tap target creature.
Morph {W}

Whipflare deals 2 damage to each nonartifact creature.

{1}{W}: Until end of turn, target creature gains "This creature can't attack or block unless its controller pays {1} for each Cleric on the battlefield."