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Trample
This creature can block an additional creature each combat.

At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 2 life if you don't control an Ogre.

Unattach all Equipment from target creature.

Return target artifact, enchantment, or planeswalker card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Create a tapped Powerstone token.

Reach
This creature has indestructible as long as it attacked a battle this turn.

[+1]: Discard your hand, then exile the top three cards of your library. Until end of turn, you may play cards exiled this way.
[+1]: Chandra deals 2 damage to any target.
[–9]: Search your graveyard and library for any number of red instant and/or sorcery cards, exile them, then shuffle. You may cast them this turn. Add six {R}.

{3}: Look at the top three cards of target player's library, then put them back in any order.

{X}, {T}: Search your library for a creature card with mana value X or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Ninjutsu {U}{B}
Whenever a Ninja you control deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.

Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the number of times the letter of your choice appears in that creature's name.

Whenever you gain life, you may pay {W}. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.

Target creature gets +4/+3 until end of turn.

Lifelink, ward {1}
When this creature enters, look at target player's hand. You may choose a card from it. If you do, that player discards that card, then draws a card.

Whenever an opponent casts an artifact spell, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Cast this spell only if you were dealt damage this turn by a red instant or sorcery spell.
Suffocation deals 4 damage to the controller of the last red instant or sorcery spell that dealt damage to you this turn.
Draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.

{2}{W}, {T}: Tap target creature.

{T}: Switch target creature's power and toughness until end of turn.

{3}, {T}: This artifact deals 1 damage to any target.

Living weapon
Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has vigilance and lifelink.
Equip {5}

Whenever you cast a spell that's both black and green, this creature has base power and toughness 4/5 until end of turn and gains wither until end of turn.

As this enchantment enters, choose a color and an opponent.
White creatures get +1/+1 as long as the chosen color is the most common color among nontoken permanents the chosen player controls but isn't tied for most common.
When the chosen color isn't the most common color among nontoken permanents the chosen player controls or is tied for most common, sacrifice this enchantment.

As long as Kaervek's Torch is on the stack, spells that target it cost {2} more to cast.
Kaervek's Torch deals X damage to any target.

Equipped creature gets +2/+2.
As long as equipped creature is legendary, it has hexproof.
Equip {1}

Whenever Blood Artist or another creature dies, target opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Other Vampires you control get +1/+1.