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You are the starting player. If multiple players would be the starting player, one of those players is chosen at random.

During each player's upkeep, that player exchanges control of random target artifact, creature or land he or she controls, for control of random target permanent of the same type that a random opponent controls.

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, this enchantment deals X damage to that player, where X is the number of untapped lands they controlled at the beginning of this turn.

When you set this scheme in motion, draw three cards. You have no maximum hand size until your next turn. If you control six or more lands, you may cast up to three spells from your hand without paying their mana costs.

Whenever an artifact an opponent controls becomes tapped or an opponent activates an artifact's ability without {T} in its activation cost, you gain 1 life.

{1}{G}, {T}: Target creature gets -2/-0 until end of turn.

Haste
When Praetorhoof Behemoth enters the battlefield, you may search your library and reveal any number of Praetors from among cards in your library and hand. Creatures you control gain trample and get +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of Praetors you have showing from among your hand, library, battlefield, and graveyard. Then shuffle.

If you cast a spell this turn, you can't attack with creatures.
If you attacked with creatures this turn, you can't cast spells.
Whenever chaos ensues, you gain life equal to the number of cards in your hand.

Flying
At the beginning of combat on your turn, target creature you control perpetually gets +1/+0. Then choose a creature card in your hand. It perpetually gets +1/+0.

Enchant creature
When Precipitous Drop enters, venture into the dungeon.
Enchanted creature gets -2/-2. It gets -5/-5 instead as long as you've completed a dungeon.

Create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token.
Morbid — Create three 2/2 green Wolf creature tokens instead if a creature died this turn.

Menace
As Predatory Sludge enters the battlefield, choose a permanent you don't control. When the chosen permanent is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, conjure a card named Predatory Sludge into your hand.

Counter target creature spell.

Exchange your library with another deck you own from outside the game. Shuffle your library.

Whenever a player performs a magic trick, they create a Hat token. (You perform a magic trick when you cast an instant or spell with flash, or turn a face-down creature face-up. Hat tokens are artifact tokens with "{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Create a 1/1 white Rabbit creature token.")
Whenever Chaos ensues, until your next turn, creature cards in your hand have flash.

Whenever another nontoken creature you control enters, if it wasn't cast, create a token that's a copy of that creature, except it's a 0/1 white Illusion.
{1}{W}, Sacrifice five Illusions: Exile target nonland permanent.

When Priest of Possibility enters, look at the top seven cards of your library. If a card among them has flying, Priest of Possibility perpetually gains flying. The same is true for first strike, double strike, deathtouch, haste, hexproof, indestructible, lifelink, menace, protection, reach, trample, and vigilance. Then shuffle.

{T}, Sacrifice an artifact: Add an amount of {B} equal to the sacrificed artifact's mana value.

{TK}{TK} — {1}: This creature gets +1/-1 until end of turn.
{TK}{TK}{TK} — When this creature dies, you may put X +1/+1 counters on target creature, where X is this creature's power.
{TK}{TK} — 5/1
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — 4/7

At the beginning of combat on your turn, up to one target creature you control becomes a copy of target creature an opponent controls.
Will of the council — Whenever chaos ensues, starting with you, each player votes for a creature you don't control. Exile each creature with the most votes or tied for most votes.

Enchant creature
Whenever enchanted creature attacks, you may search your library for a land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. If enchanted creature is suspected, you search for two lands instead.

Trample
Whenever this creature enters or attacks, you may search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

This creature attacks each combat if able.
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. Then you may pay {X}, where X is the number of +1/+1 counters on it. If you don't, tap this creature and it deals X damage to you.

Flying
When this creature transforms into Princess Luna, choose up to six cards you own from outside the game with a moon in their art, then exile those cards. As long as those cards remain exiled, you may cast them, and your friends may cast them with your permission. (Gifts are appreciated.)

When Princess Snowfall enters the battlefield and at the beginning of your upkeep, create a token that's a copy of Seven Dwarves. When you do, each Dwarf you control deals 1 damage to any target.