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Focus Beam — At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a d4. Scry X, where X is the result.
Perfect Illumination — Whenever you roll a die's highest natural result, draw a card.

Living weapon
Equipped creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact and/or enchantment you control.
Equip {2}

Enchant creature or land
Enchanted permanent has "At the beginning of your end step, sacrifice this permanent and attach Nettlevine Blight to a creature or land you control."

Enchant creature
Whenever enchanted creature attacks or blocks, its controller loses 3 life.
{1}{R}: Enchanted creature attacks this turn if able.

{T}: Add one mana of any color.
{1}, {T}, Tap another untapped artifact you control: Draw a card, then discard a card.

Whenever you crank this Contraption, gain control of target creature an opponent controls with power less than or equal to the number of creature cards in its controller's graveyard until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn.

Equipped creature has flying.
Equip {2}

Equipped creature has shroud.
{U}{U}: Attach Neurok Stealthsuit to target creature you control.
Equip {1}

Counter target spell.
Cycling {2}

Creatures target opponent controls get -1/-1 until end of turn. Surveil 2.

Counter target multicolored spell.

Destroy target creature or planeswalker.

Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from that player's graveyard or hand and exile it.

Search target player's library for X cards, where X is the number of cards in your hand, and exile them. Then that player shuffles.
Epic

(Spells without mana costs can't be played)
When this spell resolves, discard a card. Then draw a card.
Splice onto Anything {1}{R} (As you cast a spell, you may reveal this card from your hand and pay its splice cost. If you do, add this card's effect to that spell.)

As this enchantment enters, choose a nonland card name.
Spells with the chosen name can't be cast.

This artifact enters tapped.
{1}, {T}: Destroy all artifacts, creatures, and enchantments.

Whenever a historic creature you control attacks, it gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
Whenever chaos ensues, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a historic card. Put that card into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, scry 1.
{T}: Add {W}.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, tap an untapped Vampire you control.
Gain control of target creature. Change the text of that creature by replacing all instances of one creature type with Vampire.

Each player may search their library for up to X basic land cards and put them onto the battlefield tapped. Then each player who searched their library this way shuffles.

Enchant land
When this Aura enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.
Enchanted land has "{T}: Add two mana of any one color."

At the beginning of combat on your turn, until end of turn, noncreature artifacts you control become 3/3 Vehicles in addition to their other types and gain flying, haste, and crew 1.
Whenever chaos ensues, create a Treasure token and a 2/2 white Alien creature token.

When this enchantment enters, draw three cards.
As long as you have seven or more cards in hand, you may pay {0} rather than pay cycling costs.

When you planeswalk here, each player may search their library for a basic land card, put it into their hand, then shuffle.
Whenever you play a card from Foundations or a core set (including Alpha!), draw a card.
Whenever chaos ensues, you gain life equal to the number of years you've played Magic, rounded up. Then planeswalk.