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This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {G} or {W}.
{4}, {T}: Investigate.

Gift a card
Destroy all creatures. If the gift was promised, return a creature card put into your graveyard this way to the battlefield under your control.

Double strike, vigilance
Whenever Agrus Kos enters or attacks, choose up to one target creature. If it's suspected, exile it. Otherwise, suspect it.

Choose one —
• Destroy all Dragon creatures.
• Destroy all non-Dragon creatures.

Whenever a creature or land becomes tapped, put an hourglass counter on it.
Each permanent with an hourglass counter on it doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, remove all hourglass counters from permanents that player controls.

Flying
Whenever Dragonhawk enters or attacks, exile the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of creatures you control with power 4 or greater. You may play those cards until your next end step. At the beginning of your next end step, Dragonhawk deals 2 damage to each opponent for each of those cards that are still exiled.

When this creature dies, create a 1/1 colorless Soldier artifact creature token.

Attacking Elves you control have deathtouch.
Whenever an Elf you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Enchant land
Enchanted land has "{T}: Create a 5/5 green Beast creature token with trample."

Whenever this creature attacks, defending player chooses an untapped creature they control. That creature blocks this creature this turn if able.

Improvise
Reveal the top X cards of your library. You may put any number of artifact cards with mana value X or less from among them onto the battlefield. Then put all cards revealed this way that weren't put onto the battlefield into your graveyard.

When Kalain enters, create a Treasure token.
Other creatures you control enter with an additional +1/+1 counter on them for each mana from a Treasure spent to cast them.

Counter target spell if you control more creatures than that spell's controller.

Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
Cycling {2}

When this creature enters, it deals 4 damage to target creature.

Menace
When Shedding Snake enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you do, the commander tax on each of your commanders is reduced back to zero.

Whenever you discard a card, exile that card from your graveyard.
{2}, {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card.
{4}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Return all cards exiled with this artifact to their owner's hand.

Pray — Once during each of your turns, you may cast a creature spell from among cards in your graveyard that were put there from anywhere other than the battlefield this turn.
Whenever you attack, you may pay {1} and discard a card. If you do, draw a card.

When The Good Time Sleuth enters, exile the top card of your library and each nontoken creature you control in a face-down pile, shuffle that pile, then manifest those cards. Then create a Blood token for each face-down creature you control. Those creature gain "Sacrifice a Blood: Turn this creature face up." Secretly choose one of them. As that creature is turned face up, reveal the choice and it becomes a 5/5 black Demon.

Mizzium Mortars deals 4 damage to target creature you don't control.
Overload {3}{R}{R}{R}

I, II — Draw two cards, then discard a card.
III — Shuffle any number of target cards from your graveyard into your library. Add {U}{U}.

All lands are 2/2 creatures that are still lands.

Counter target spell if its controller is poisoned.

Starting intensity 3
Return any number of creature cards with total mana value X or less from your graveyard to the battlefield, where X is Legion's Chant's intensity.
All Chorus cards you own intensify by 1.

Level up {1}
LEVEL 6-11
6/6
Lifelink
LEVEL 12+
9/9
Lifelink, indestructible