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{3}{U}, {T}: Exile another target creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under your control.

Fading 5
{1}, Remove a fade counter from this creature: It deals 1 damage to any target.

Defender

Black creatures can't attack unless their controller sacrifices a land of their choice for each black creature they control that's attacking.

Creatures you control get +1/+1 and have flying and indestructible.
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a creature. If you can't, sacrifice this artifact.

Menace, ward {1}
Whenever Nashi attacks, exile up to one target legendary or Rat card from your graveyard and copy it. You may cast the copy.

Whenever a creature is exiled from the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
At the beginning of your end step, you may exile another target creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control.

Kicker {2}{U}
If this spell was kicked, draw a card. Fires of Victory deals damage to target creature or planeswalker equal to the number of cards in your hand.

Deathtouch
When Underbridge Warlock enters, you get a one-time boon with "At the beginning of your end step, if three or more creatures died this turn, each opponent loses 5 life and you gain 5 life."
At the beginning of your end step, if you have a boon, you mill three cards, draw a card, and lose 2 life.

Cascade
Haste
Escape — {3}{R}{G}, Exile three other cards from your graveyard.

Flying
{1}{W}: This creature gains vigilance until end of turn.

First strike
Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, Urabrask deals 1 damage to target opponent. Add {R}.
{R}: Exile Urabrask, then return it to the battlefield transformed under its owner's control. Activate only as a sorcery and only if you've cast three or more instant and/or sorcery spells this turn.

Exile target nonland permanent. Its controller manifests bread. (They look at the top two cards of their library and put one into their graveyard and the other onto the battlefield face down as a Food artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life." It can't be turned face up. It's bread.)

Flash
Echo {2}{G}

Flying, protection from Dragons

Flying
Whenever a nontoken creature an opponent controls enters, create a token that's a copy of that creature except it's an artifact in addition to its other types. Then exile all other tokens created with this creature.

{T}: Add one mana of any color.
{1}, {T}: Put a bounty counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.
Whenever a creature with a bounty counter on it dies, each of its controller's opponents draws a card and gains 2 life.

Starting intensity 0
Whenever another artifact you control enters, this artifact intensifies by 1.
{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw X cards, where X is half this artifact's intensity, rounded down. Activate only as a sorcery.

Haste
Into the TARDIS — Whenever The Ninth Doctor becomes untapped during your untap step, you get an additional upkeep step after this step.

First strike
Crushing Teeth — Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on each other creature you control.

When this enchantment enters, you become the monarch.
At the beginning of your upkeep, any number of target players each mill two cards. If you're the monarch, each of those players mills ten cards instead.

Valiant — Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability you control for the first time each turn, look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal a creature card with mana value 3 or less from among them. You may put it onto the battlefield if it's your turn. If you don't put it onto the battlefield, put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

{1}, Sacrifice a creature: You gain life equal to the sacrificed creature's toughness.

During your turn, this creature gets +2/+0 and has first strike.

Trample
At the beginning of combat on your turn, choose one at random —
• Other creatures you control get +3/+0 and gain trample until end of turn.
• Discard your hand, then draw four cards.
• Umaro deals 5 damage to any target.