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Paradox — Whenever you cast a spell from anywhere other than your hand, this creature deals 2 damage to target player. That player discards a card, then draws a card. Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Convoke
Destroy target creature.

Flying
Whenever this Vehicle becomes crewed for the first time each turn, until end of turn, this Vehicle becomes a copy of target nonlegendary creature that crewed it this turn, except it's 4/3, it's a Vehicle artifact in addition to its other types, and it has flying.
Crew 1

{2}{R}, {T}: This creature deals 1 damage to any target.
Daybound

Flying
When this creature enters, investigate X times, where X is the number of opponents you have.
Whenever you draw your second card each turn, create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying.

Flying
When this creature enters, all other creatures get -2/-2 until end of turn.
Cycling {2}

{T}: Add {C}.
{T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to pay Un-costs.

Flying
{2}, Sacrifice this creature: Draw a card.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature can't attack or block.

Earth Tremor deals damage to target creature or planeswalker equal to the number of lands you control.

When Gadwick enters, draw X cards.
Whenever you cast a blue spell, tap target nonland permanent an opponent controls.

Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage, put a charge counter on Lost Jitte.
Remove a charge counter from Lost Jitte: Choose one —
• Untap target land.
• Target creature can't block this turn.
• Put a +1/+1 counter on equipped creature.
Equip {1}

Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn. If it's equipped, you may destroy all Equipment attached to that creature.

Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Delirium — If there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, instead search your library for a creature or land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

When this creature enters, choose a letter.
{T}: Untap another target permanent whose name starts with the chosen letter.

Whenever a player casts a black spell, you may pay {1}. If you do, target player loses 1 life.

Each nonland card in your graveyard has escape. The escape cost is equal to the card's mana cost plus exile three other cards from your graveyard.
At the beginning of the end step, sacrifice this enchantment.

Ascend
As long as you have the city's blessing, Detectives you control can't be blocked.
Whenever you draw your second card each turn, create a 2/2 white and blue Detective creature token.

{3}{U}, {T}, Discard a card: Untap target creature and gain control of it until end of turn. That creature gains haste until end of turn.

Vigilance
Cycling {1}

Sacrifice an artifact: This creature deals 1 damage to each creature without flying.

Parley — {T}: Each player reveals the top card of their library. For each nonland card revealed this way, add {G} and you gain 1 life. Then each player draws a card.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a land.
Destroy target land.

{4}, {T}: Draw a card. For each mana in this ability's activation cost, you may tap an untapped creature you control rather than pay that mana. Activate only as a sorcery.

Target multicolored creature gains double strike until end of turn.
Draw a card.