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Whenever an opponent activates an ability of an artifact, creature, or land that isn't a mana ability, this creature deals 1 damage to that player.
{3}{R}{R}: This creature gets +3/+3 and gains menace until end of turn.

{T}: Add {C}.
{3}{G}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Punishing Fire deals 2 damage to any target.
Whenever an opponent gains life, you may pay {R}. If you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has defender.

Whenever a creature an opponent controls becomes tapped, put a palliation counter on this enchantment.
Remove a palliation counter from this enchantment: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to you this turn.

Constellation — Whenever Calix or another enchantment you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
Whenever Calix or an enchanted creature you control deals combat damage to a player, you may create a token that's a copy of a nonlegendary enchantment you control. Do this only once each turn.

Fiery Cannonade deals 2 damage to each non-Pirate creature.

Flying, first strike, vigilance, lifelink, protection from red and from green

{W}{U}: Target creature gains flying until end of turn.
{3}{W}{U}: Detain target nonland permanent an opponent controls.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2.
Threshold — As long as seven or more cards are in your graveyard, all creatures able to block enchanted creature do so.

Menace
When this creature enters, create two 1/1 black Rat creature tokens with "This token can't block."
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may sacrifice another creature. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature and exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn.

Whenever a creature you control dies, scry 1.

Raid — When this creature enters, if you attacked this turn, draw a card.

Flying
Whenever you cast an alliterative spell, scry 2. (Anything with two or more capitalized words in its name that begin with the same letter is alliterative.)
Other alliterative creatures you control have flying.

Lifelink
This creature gets +1/+1 as long as you control an Ajani planeswalker.

Create a 1/1 green Elf Warrior creature token for each Elf you control.

Carnival deals 1 damage to target creature or planeswalker and 1 damage to that permanent's controller.

Flash
At the beginning of your end step, if you haven't cast a spell from your hand this turn, create a 2/2 white Spirit creature token with flying.

Create X 1/1 green Forest Dryad land creature tokens.

Defender, flying
Delirium — This creature can attack as though it didn't have defender as long as there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard.

Flying
Whenever an artifact you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.

Damage that would reduce your life total to less than 1 reduces it to 1 instead.

{T}: Add {U} or {R}.
{U}{R}: Until end of turn, this artifact becomes a 2/1 blue and red Elemental artifact creature.
Whenever this artifact deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.

Equipped creature gets +2/+0.
Equip {2}

First strike, protection from red and from white
Infect