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Create a 5/5 green Wurm creature token with trample.

{T}: Target land becomes an artifact in addition to its other types until end of turn.

You may put a card you own from outside the game into your hand. You lose half your life, rounded up. Exile Death Wish.

Forestwalk
{2}{G}, {T}: Unless an opponent pays {2}, gain control of target artifact for as long as this creature remains on the battlefield.

Reach
Whenever you scry, if Legolas is tapped, you may untap it. Do this only once each turn.
Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Legolas.

{2}{B}, Discard two cards: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.

This spell costs {2} less to cast if it targets a blue spell.
Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}.

Radiance — Untap target creature and each other creature that shares a color with it. Those creatures get +2/+0 until end of turn.

Flying
{B}: Regenerate this creature.

Vigilance
When this creature dies, return it to the battlefield transformed under your control at the beginning of the next end step.

Sliver creatures you control have indestructible.

Trample

Counter target instant or sorcery spell. Search its controller's graveyard, hand, and library for all cards with the same name as that spell and exile them. Then that player shuffles.

At the beginning of your upkeep, exile a card from your graveyard.
Threshold — As long as seven or more cards are in your graveyard, this enchantment has "Whenever a nontoken creature is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may pay {1}. If you do, return that card to your hand."

Trample
When this creature dies, you gain life equal to its power.

Trample
This creature can block an additional creature each combat.

{1}{R}, {T}: Create a token that's a copy of another target creature you control. It gains haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step. Activate only as a sorcery.
{6}{R}{R}{R}, {T}: Create five tokens that are copies of another target creature you control. They gain haste. Sacrifice them at the beginning of the next end step. Activate only as a sorcery.

Tap an untapped Dwarf you control: Target creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

Equipped creature gets +1/+1.
Whenever Inchblade Companion becomes attached to a creature, create a token that's a copy of Inchblade Companion, except it doesn't have this ability. This ability triggers only once each turn.
Reconfigure {2}

{1}{B}, Discard a creature card: Draw a card. If the discarded card was a Zombie card, create a tapped 2/2 black Zombie creature token.

When Wernog, Rider's Chaplain enters or leaves the battlefield, each opponent may investigate. Each opponent who doesn't loses 1 life. You investigate X times, where X is one plus the number of opponents who investigated this way.
Friends forever

During combat, players can't cast instant spells or activate abilities that aren't mana abilities.

Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice another artifact. If you can't, tap this creature and you lose 4 life.

Target player discards two cards.

If you spent black mana on this creature, it enters with a deathtouch counter. If you spent red mana on this creature, it enters with a first strike counter. If you spent both, you choose which one counter it enters with.
At the beginning of your upkeep, flip a coin. If it's heads and this creature has deathtouch, or it's tails and this creature has haste, create a treasure token.