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At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn.
At the beginning of your end step, if you didn't play a card from exile this turn, create a tapped Powerstone token.

Whenever you gain life, you may pay {X}, where X is less than or equal to the amount of life you gained. If you do, draw X cards.

At the beginning of your upkeep, this artifact deals 2 damage to the creature with the least toughness. If two or more creatures are tied for least toughness, you choose one of them.

Kicker {2}{U}
Destroy target artifact or enchantment. If this spell was kicked, draw two cards.

When this enchantment enters, the Ring tempts you.
Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, this enchantment deals 2 damage to each opponent.

Whenever a player attacks you, target attacking creature gets -2/-0 until end of turn.
Whenever a player attacks, if they aren't attacking you, that player chooses an attacking creature. It gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

This creature has first strike and trample as long as an instant card and a sorcery card are in your graveyard.

Trample
Whenever another Frog, Rabbit, Raccoon, or Squirrel you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card.
Draw two cards.
Flashback {3}{R}

This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {G}.
Cycling {G}

Equipped creature gets +3/+0 and has "Whenever this creature attacks, you may sacrifice an artifact other than Dire Blunderbuss. When you do, this creature deals damage equal to its power to target creature."
Equip {1}

Flying
Whenever this creature attacks, another target Dinosaur you control gains flying until end of turn.

As long as Kaervek's Torch is on the stack, spells that target it cost {2} more to cast.
Kaervek's Torch deals X damage to any target.

Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn.

Target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is your devotion to green.

Flying, trample
When Roalesk enters, put two +1/+1 counters on another target creature you control.
When Roalesk dies, proliferate, then proliferate again.

Trample
Whenever Borborygmos Enraged deals combat damage to a player, reveal the top three cards of your library. Put all land cards revealed this way into your hand and the rest into your graveyard.
Discard a land card: Borborygmos Enraged deals 3 damage to any target.

Each opponent can't cast more than one spell each turn.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if no opponent cast a spell since your last turn ended, abandon this scheme.

Ward {3}
Islandcycling {2}

Draw a card for each different mana value among nonland permanents you control.

{R}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

Demon Bolt deals 4 damage to target creature or planeswalker.
Foretell {R}

At the beginning of each player's end step, put a charge counter on this enchantment for each untapped land that player controls.
Remove a charge counter from this enchantment: Add {C}. Any player may activate this ability but only during their turn before the end step.

Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, you may search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Whenever chaos ensues, target creature can't be blocked this turn.