468 cards found
Knight of the Kitchen Sink (a)

Knight of the Kitchen Sink (a) {W}{W}

Artifact Creature - Cyborg Knight
First strike, protection from black borders (Nothing with a black border can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature.)
"Whew. For a minute, I thought I'd forgotten the garlic press."
2/2
  • Unstable
Knight of the Kitchen Sink (b)

Knight of the Kitchen Sink (b) {W}{W}

Artifact Creature - Cyborg Knight
First strike, protection from even collector numbers (Nothing with an even collector number can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature.)
"Whew. For a minute, I thought I'd forgotten the gravy boat."
2/2
  • Unstable
Knight of the Kitchen Sink (c)

Knight of the Kitchen Sink (c) {W}{W}

Artifact Creature - Cyborg Knight
First strike, protection from loose lips (Nothing with an open mouth in its artwork can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature.)
"Whew. For a minute, I thought I'd forgotten the juicer."
2/2
  • Unstable
Knight of the Kitchen Sink (d)

Knight of the Kitchen Sink (d) {W}{W}

Artifact Creature - Cyborg Knight
First strike, protection from odd collector numbers (Nothing with an odd collector number can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature.)
"Whew. For a minute, I thought I'd forgotten the melon baller."
2/2
  • Unstable
Knight of the Kitchen Sink (e)

Knight of the Kitchen Sink (e) {W}{W}

Artifact Creature - Cyborg Knight
First strike, protection from two-word names (Nothing with exactly two words in its name can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature. Hyphenated words are one word.)
"Whew. For a minute, I thought I'd forgotten the olive forks."
2/2
  • Unstable
Knight of the Kitchen Sink (f)

Knight of the Kitchen Sink (f) {W}{W}

Artifact Creature - Cyborg Knight
First strike, protection from watermarks (Nothing with a watermark can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature.)
"Whew. For a minute, I thought I'd forgotten the tea cozy."
2/2
  • Unstable
Knight of the Widget

Knight of the Widget {2}{W}

Artifact Creature - Cyborg Knight
Vigilance
Knight of the Widget's power and toughness are each equal to the number of Order of the Widget watermarks among permanents you control.
His armor is lightweight titanium alloy, but his will is iron.
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  • Unstable
Krark's Other Thumb

Krark's Other Thumb {2}

Legendary Artifact
If you would roll a die, instead roll two of those dice and ignore one of those results.
Krark was the kind of goblin who'd lose his thumb in a wager and come right back with "Double or nothing!"
Krazy Kow

Krazy Kow {3}{R}

Creature - Cow
At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. If you a roll a 1, sacrifice Krazy Kow and it deals 3 damage to each creature and each player.
"I got your milk right here!"
3/3
  • Unglued
Labro Bot

Labro Bot {5}

Host Artifact Creature - Dog
When this creature enters, return target host card or card with augment from your graveyard to your hand.
3/3
  • Unstable
Ladies' Knight

Ladies' Knight {3}{W}

Creature - Human Knight
Flying
Spells cast by players wearing at least one item of women's clothing cost {1} less to cast. (You can define women's clothing as you see fit. Be reasonable.)
"I said 'Put him in a core set, not a corset!'"
—Richard Garfield, Ph.D.
2/2
  • Unhinged
Land Aid '04

Land Aid '04 {G}{G}

Sorcery
Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. If you sang a song the whole time you were searching and shuffling, you may untap that land.
  • Unhinged
Landfill

Landfill {4}{R}

Sorcery
Choose a land type. Exile all lands you control of that type. Drop those cards, one at a time, onto the playing area from a height of at least one foot. Destroy each permanent completely covered by those cards. Then return the cards you dropped to the battlefield tapped.
  • Unglued
Last-Minute Chopping

Last-Minute Chopping {1}{U}{B}

Sorcery
Ask target opponent if they remembered to get you a present. If they say yes, they put a card they own from outside the game into your hand. Otherwise, you gain control of target permanent they control.
"Dear brother, I couldn't forget you if I tried, and I have tried."
  • Happy Holidays
Laughing Hyena

Laughing Hyena {1}{G}

Creature - Hyena
Gotcha — If an opponent laughs, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Laughing Hyena from your graveyard to your hand.
"Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, 'It's getting hot in here, huh?' The other muffin says, 'Aagh! A talking muffin!'"
2/2
Letter Bomb

Letter Bomb {6}

Artifact
When Letter Bomb enters, sign it and shuffle it into target player's library. That player reveals each card they draw until they draw Letter Bomb. When that player draws Letter Bomb, it deals 19½ damage to them.
"Dear Magic R&D, . . ."
Lexivore

Lexivore {3}{W}

Creature - Beast
Whenever Lexivore deals damage to a player, destroy target permanent other than Lexivore with the most lines of text in its text box. (If two or more cards are tied, target any one of them.)
Plucking the chicken
—Elvish expression meaning "flinging the monkey"
2/3
  • Unglued
Little Girl

Little Girl {HW}

Creature - Human Child
In the future, she may be a distinguished leader, a great scholar, or a decorated hero. These days all she does is pee the bed.
½/½
  • Unhinged
Lobe Lobber

Lobe Lobber {2}

Artifact - Equipment
Equipped creature has "{T}: This creature deals 1 damage to target player or planeswalker. Roll a six-sided die. On a 5 or higher, untap it."
Equip {2}
"Time for you to meet the brains of this operation!"
—The Big Idea
  • Unstable
Look at Me, I'm R&D

Look at Me, I'm R&D {2}{W}

Enchantment
As Look at Me, I'm R&D comes into play, choose a number and a second number one higher or one lower than that number.
All instances of the first chosen number on permanents, spells, and cards in any zone are the second chosen number.
Look at Me, I'm the DCI

Look at Me, I'm the DCI {5}{W}{W}

Sorcery
Ban a card other than a basic land card for the rest of the match. (All cards with that name in any zone or sideboard are removed from the match.)
Few understand the DCI's rigorous decision-making process.
Loose Lips

Loose Lips {U}

Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
As Loose Lips enters, choose a sentence with eight or fewer words.
Enchanted creature has flying.
Whenever enchanted creature deals damage to an opponent, that player may say the chosen sentence. If they don't, you draw two cards.
Your sentence can't be longer than this one.
  • Unhinged
Mad Science Fair Project

Mad Science Fair Project {3}

Artifact
{T}: Roll a six-sided die. On a 3 or lower, target player adds {C}. Otherwise, that player adds one mana of any color they choose.
"When it comes down to it, science is more art than science."
  • Unstable
Magic Word

Magic Word {2}{U}

Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
As Magic Word enters, choose a word.
Whisper the chosen word: Tap enchanted creature.
Magical Hacker

Magical Hacker {1}{U}

Creature - Human Gamer
{U}: Change the text of target spell or permanent by replacing all instances of + with -, and vice versa, until end of turn.
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1/2
  • Unhinged