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Equipped creature gets +2/+2.
Equip {3}

When A Girl and Her Dogs enters the battlefield and at the beginning of your upkeep, create a 1/1 white legendary Dog creature token and name it.
Whenever A Girl and Her Dogs attacks, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each legendary creature you control.

Tap up to two target creatures.
Whenever you put a name sticker on a creature, you may return A Good Day to Pie from your graveyard to your hand.

Enchanted creatures you control get +2/+2.

Exile target attacking creature. Then remove it from the game. Then put it into the absolutely-removed-from-the-freaking-game-forever zone.

Abandoned Outpost enters tapped.
{T}: Add {W}.
{T}, Sacrifice Abandoned Outpost: Add one mana of any color.

Flying, protection from red

Flying, vigilance

{W}, {T}: Abbey Matron gets +0/+3 until end of turn.

Sinecure (This creature can occupy a space two spaces higher on the Monk Track than its power.)
Once on each of your odd-numbered (beige) production phases, you may spend two additional sheep when constructing a building. If you do, you may activate the lesser production ability of any building of prestige 5 or lower you control. Exceptions: Apiary, Cobbler (but not Shoemaker), Wainwright.

When Abdel Adrian, Gorion's Ward enters, exile any number of other nonland permanents you control until Abdel Adrian leaves the battlefield. Create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token for each permanent exiled this way.
Choose a Background

Until end of turn, target player can't cast instant or sorcery spells, and that player can't activate abilities that aren't mana abilities.
Draw a card.

At the beginning of your end step, choose one —
• You gain 1 life.
• Return target creature card with mana value 1 from your graveyard to the battlefield.

You may discard a Plains card rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Destroy target artifact or enchantment.

All creatures have protection from black.

All creatures have protection from red.

Haunt
When Absolver Thrull enters or the creature it haunts dies, destroy target enchantment.

Flying
When Absolving Lammasu enters, all suspected creatures are no longer suspected.
When Absolving Lammasu dies, you gain 3 life and suspect up to one target creature an opponent controls.

When Abu Ja'far dies, destroy all creatures blocking or blocked by it. They can't be regenerated.

Return target artifact or non-Aura enchantment card from your graveyard to the battlefield with X additional +1/+1 counters on it. It's a 1/1 Spirit creature with flying in addition to its other types.

{T}: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to any target this turn.
{T}: Prevent the next 2 damage that would be dealt to target artifact creature this turn.

Choose one —
• You gain 5 life.
• Prevent the next 5 damage that would be dealt to target creature this turn.
Entwine {2}

Target player sacrifices an enchantment of their choice. Bolster 1.

Outlast {W}
Each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it has lifelink.

Outlast {W}
Each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it has flying.