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At the beginning of your upkeep, put a shield counter on target creature an opponent controls.
Whenever you put one or more counters on a creature you don't control, tap that creature and goad it. It gains trample until your next turn.

Morph {6}{G}{G}

Split second
Destroy target artifact or enchantment.

Cycling {2}{G}
When you cycle this card, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Beast spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
{1}{G}: Regenerate target Beast.

Morph {4}{B}

{X}{B}, {T}, Pay X life: This creature endures X. Activate only as a sorcery.

When this creature enters, you may sacrifice an artifact. If you do, this creature deals 4 damage divided as you choose among any number of targets.

{T}, Sacrifice three artifacts: Search your library for an artifact card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Flying, haste
Metalcraft — {4}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only during your upkeep and only if you control three or more artifacts.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice an artifact.
Create three 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens.

Battle cry
This creature attacks each combat if able.

{T}: Each player may draw a card, then each player who drew a card this way gains 1 life.

Whenever you crank this Contraption, put target creature card from your graveyard on top of your library.

Haste
Whenever Laelia attacks, exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn.
Whenever one or more cards are put into exile from your library and/or your graveyard, put a +1/+1 counter on Laelia.

When Lagrella enters, exile any number of other target creatures controlled by different players until Lagrella leaves the battlefield. When an exiled card enters under your control this way, put two +1/+1 counters on it.

Prowess
Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, conjure a card named Monastery Mentor onto the battlefield.

At the beginning of your upkeep, if an opponent controls more lands than you, you may search your library for up to three basic land cards, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle.

When this creature enters, target player loses 6 life.
When this creature leaves the battlefield, that player gains 6 life.
{B}: Regenerate this creature.

Equipped creature gets +1/+2 and has deathtouch.
Equip {2}

Living weapon
Equipped creature gets +1/+1 for each Swamp you control.
Equip {B/P}{B/P}

Draw a card.
Cipher

When this creature enters, you may mill cards equal to the number of lands you control.
Renew — {1}{G}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Put X +1/+1 counters on target creature, where X is the number of land cards in your graveyard. Activate only as a sorcery.

Flying
Whenever another nontoken Dragon you control enters, create a 5/5 red Dragon creature token with flying.
{1}{R}: Dragons you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.

Lava Axe deals 5 damage to target player or planeswalker.