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Destroy target creature with flying and all Equipment attached to that creature.

Equipped creature gets +1/+0.
When equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, unattach Elbrus, the Binding Blade, then transform it.
Equip {1}

When Elder Cathar dies, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. If that creature is a Human, put two +1/+1 counters on it instead.

{3}{G}: Target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of creatures you control.

Lifelink
When Elgaud Inquisitor dies, create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying.

Soulbond
As long as Elgaud Shieldmate is paired with another creature, both creatures have hexproof.

First strike, vigilance
Protection from Vampires, from Werewolves, and from Zombies

Flying
When Emancipation Angel enters the battlefield, return a permanent you control to its owner's hand.

At the beginning of your upkeep, create X 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens, where X is half the number of Zombies you control, rounded down.

Create X 4/4 white Angel creature tokens with flying.
Miracle {X}{W}{W}

Haste
Whenever Erdwal Ripper deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on it.

Target player loses X life and you gain X life, where X is the greatest power among creatures you control.

Creatures you control enter the battlefield as a copy of Essence of the Wild.

{B}: Evernight Shade gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
Undying

You may have Evil Twin enter the battlefield as a copy of any creature on the battlefield, except it has "{U}{B}, {T}: Destroy target creature with the same name as this creature."

{T}, Sacrifice Evolving Wilds: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Equipped creature has intimidate.
Equip {2}

Whenever an opponent loses life, you gain that much life.

Target permanent you control gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn.
Fateful hour — If you have 5 or less life, instead you and each permanent you control gain protection from the color of your choice until end of turn.

Draw two cards, then discard two cards.
Flashback {2}{R}

Flying, haste
Sacrifice a creature: Falkenrath Aristocrat gains indestructible until end of turn. If the sacrificed creature was a Human, put a +1/+1 counter on Falkenrath Aristocrat.

Whenever Falkenrath Exterminator deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
{2}{R}: Falkenrath Exterminator deals damage to target creature equal to the number of +1/+1 counters on Falkenrath Exterminator.

Flying, haste
Whenever Falkenrath Marauders deals combat damage to a player, put two +1/+1 counters on it.

Flying
Whenever Falkenrath Noble or another creature dies, target player loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Sacrifice a creature: Falkenrath Torturer gains flying until end of turn. If the sacrificed creature was a Human, put a +1/+1 counter on Falkenrath Torturer.