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Haste
This creature gets +1/+1 as long as you control another red creature.

This creature can't be blocked by blue creatures.

Kinship — At the beginning of your upkeep, you may look at the top card of your library. If it shares a creature type with this creature, you may reveal it. If you do, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, behold a Goblin or pay {2}.
This creature can't block.
When this creature dies, destroy target creature an opponent controls with power 2 or less.

When this creature dies, it deals 3 damage to any target.

Counter target instant or sorcery spell.
Transmute {1}{U}{U}

Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, Muddle becomes a copy of up to one target nonlegendary creature you control until end of turn, except it has myriad.

{T}: Add {C}.
{T}: Add {B}. Spend this mana only to cast a creature spell.
{1}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Return target Bat, Lizard, Rat, or Squirrel card from your graveyard to your hand.

Target player exiles all land cards from their graveyard.

Creatures without flying don't untap during their controllers' untap steps.
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player may choose any number of tapped creatures without flying they control and pay {2} for each creature chosen this way. If the player does, untap those creatures.

At the beginning of your first main phase, add {R} or {G} for each Raccoon you control.
Whenever you expend 4, you gain 3 life.
Whenever you expend 8, exile the top two cards of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play those cards.

Mugging deals 2 damage to target creature. That creature can't block this turn.

Ninjutsu {1}{B}
Lifelink

Whenever this Vehicle attacks, you may sacrifice another artifact or creature. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on this Vehicle and it gains menace until end of turn.
Crew 2

Play with the top card of your library revealed.
As long as the top card of your library is a creature card, this creature gets +3/+3.
As long as the top card of your library is a land card, this creature has "{T}: Add two mana of any one color."

Reveal the top four cards of your library. Put all land cards revealed this way into your hand and the rest into your graveyard.

During each of your turns, you may play a land and cast a permanent spell of each permanent type from your graveyard.

Flying
When this creature enters, draw two cards.
Evoke {2}{U}

Creatures you control get +X/+0, where X is the number of cards in your hand.

Echo {G}{G}
When this creature enters, draw a card.

Destroy all enchantments. You gain 2 life for each enchantment destroyed this way.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has "{T}: Add one mana of any color."

Whenever a spell you've cast is countered, draw a card.

Shroud
Multani's power and toughness are each equal to the total number of cards in all players' hands.

Reach, trample
Multani gets +1/+1 for each land you control and each land card in your graveyard.
{1}{G}, Return two lands you control to their owner's hand: Return this card from your graveyard to your hand.