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{T}: Add {U} or {B}.
{U/B}{U/B}{U/B}{U/B}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw two cards.

{1}, {T}: Add {U}{B}.

Flying
Menace
Whenever you surveil, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Evolve
When this creature dies, you may discover X, where X is its toughness.

When this Equipment enters, attach it to target creature you control.
As this Equipment becomes attached to a creature, choose an exiled creature card used to craft this Equipment.
Equipped creature is a copy of the last chosen card.
Equip {2}

Vigilance, trample
Other Dinosaurs you control get +1/+1 and have vigilance and trample.
Suspend 4—{3}{R}{W}
Whenever a time counter is removed from this card while it's exiled, create a 2/2 red and white Dinosaur creature token with flying and haste.

First strike
When this creature enters, exile target instant or sorcery card from an opponent's graveyard. You may cast it this turn, and mana of any type can be spent to cast that spell. If that spell would be put into a graveyard, exile it instead.

Menace, deathtouch
When this creature enters, each player loses a third of their life, rounded up.

Flash
{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.
{3}: This artifact becomes a Shapeshifter artifact creature with base power and toughness 5/5 until end of turn.

Deathtouch
Other Zombie creatures you control get +1/+1.
Whenever another Zombie you control dies, target opponent loses 1 life.

This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it for each Zombie card in your graveyard.
Whenever you cast a Zombie spell, create a tapped 2/2 black Zombie creature token.

All creatures gain fear until end of turn.
Cycling {1}{B}
When you cycle this card, you may have target creature gain fear until end of turn.

Whenever a Lhurgoyf permanent card is put into your graveyard from anywhere other than the battlefield, put it onto the battlefield.
Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, create a Tarmogoyf token.

Counter target spell, activated ability, or triggered ability.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, reveal a creature card from your hand.
Disaster Radius deals X damage to each creature your opponents control, where X is the revealed card's mana value.

When this creature enters, sacrifice another creature. You gain X life and draw X cards, where X is that creature's power.

When this creature enters, starting with you, each player chooses up to five permanents they control. All permanents other than this creature that weren't chosen this way phase out.
Permanents can't phase in.

{1}, Sacrifice a creature: You gain life equal to the sacrificed creature's toughness.

Surveil 2, then draw a card.

Enchant land
Enchanted land has "{T}: Add two mana of any one color. Spend this mana only to cast outlaw spells or activate abilities of outlaw sources."
Whenever you cast your first outlaw spell each turn, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.

Counter target spell with mana value 4 or greater.

Destroy target artifact or enchantment.

When this enchantment enters, you draw a card and each opponent discards a card.
Whenever you surveil, return this enchantment to its owner's hand.

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, you gain 1 life.
{T}: Add {U} or {B}.

Kicker {2}{U}
Destroy target artifact or enchantment. If this spell was kicked, draw two cards.