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Flying, indestructible
Eternity Gate — Whenever this Vehicle attacks, mill three cards. For each creature card milled this way, create a 2/2 black Necron Warrior artifact creature token.
Crew 4

Infect
When this creature dies, you may put a -1/-1 counter on target creature.

Defender
Exile a creature card from your graveyard: Put X +0/+1 counters on this creature, where X is the exiled card's mana value.

Skip your draw step.
At the beginning of your end step, if it's not the first turn of the game, put a death counter on Necropotence Avatar. You draw X cards and you lose X life, where X is the number of death counters on Necropotence Avatar.

Living weapon
Equipped creature gets +3/+1 and has haste.
Equip {2}

Sacrifice a land: Target creature gains haste until end of turn.

Start your engines!
As long as your speed is 1 or higher, creatures you control have haste. The same is true for speed 2 and higher and trample, speed 3 or higher and first strike, and speed 4 and higher and super haste. (You may put a creature with super haste from your hand onto the battlefield tapped and attacking during your declare attackers step. You may pay its mana cost any time during your next turn. At the beginning of that turn's end step, if you haven't paid its mana cost, you lose the game. Wait. 4 and higher?)

Needle Drop deals 1 damage to any target that was dealt damage this turn.
Draw a card.

Needle Storm deals 4 damage to each creature with flying.

Flash
Protection from artifacts

Reach

Reach

Morbid — At the beginning of your end step, if a creature died this turn, put two +1/+1 counters on target creature you control.

Enrage — Whenever this creature is dealt damage, it deals 5 damage to target creature an opponent controls.

Trample
You may exert this creature as it attacks. When you do, it gets +1/+2 until end of turn.

Equipped creature gets +1/+1.
When equipped creature transforms, transform this Equipment.
Equip {1}

Trample
Whenever Neheb deals combat damage to a player or planeswalker, you may discard any number of cards. If you do, draw that many cards and add that much {R}. Until end of turn, you don't lose this mana as steps and phases end.

Afflict 3
At the beginning of each of your postcombat main phases, add {R} for each 1 life your opponents have lost this turn.

Whenever equipped creature deals damage to a creature, tap that creature. That creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step for as long as this Equipment remains on the battlefield.
Whenever equipped creature deals damage to a player, that player loses 1 life.
Equip {2}

Creature spells you cast cost {B} less to cast. This effect reduces only the amount of colored mana you pay.

{2}{G}: Create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token.
Sacrifice a Saproling: Saproling creatures get +1/+1 until end of turn.

All creatures able to block equipped creature do so.
Equip {3}

Flying
{2}{R}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped and attacking. Activate only during the declare attackers step and only if you're attacking two or more opponents.

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature card in your graveyard.
{7}{G}{G}: Monstrosity 5. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each creature card in your graveyard.