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Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, tap all lands that player controls and untap all lands you control.

At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice this enchantment unless you pay {G}.
Whenever a player puts an Island or blue permanent onto the battlefield, that player sacrifices an Island or blue permanent of their choice.
Whenever a player puts a Swamp or black permanent onto the battlefield, that player sacrifices a Swamp or black permanent of their choice.

Flying
When this Vehicle enters, exile target player's graveyard.
Whenever this Vehicle deals combat damage to a player, you may put a creature card exiled with this Vehicle onto the battlefield under your control.
Crew 3

{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Search your library for up to two basic land cards and/or Gate cards, reveal those cards, put one onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand, then shuffle.

{1}, {T}, Sacrifice Navigation Orb: Search your library for up to two basic land cards and/or Gate cards, reveal those cards, put one onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand, then shuffle.

When this artifact enters, you gain 3 life.
{T}: Until end of turn, target land you control becomes the basic land type of your choice in addition to its other types.

You may play any number of lands on each of your turns.
Whenever chaos ensues, target red, green, or white creature you control gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each land you control.

{T}: Add {C}.
{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic Mountain, Forest, or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

When you cast this spell, each player reveals the top card of their library. This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the total mana value of all cards revealed this way.
Trample

Equipped creature has menace, deathtouch, annihilator 1, and "Whenever an opponent sacrifices a nontoken permanent, put that card onto the battlefield under your control unless that player pays 3 life."
Equip {3}

Undying

Flying
When this creature enters, it deals 3 damage to any target.

Attacking creatures you control get +1/+0 and have trample.
At the beginning of each upkeep, if a player cast two or more spells last turn, transform this creature.

If there are five or more Heads on the battlefield, tap two of them and they don't untap during the Hydra's next untap step. Otherwise, reveal the top card of the Hydra's library and the Hydra casts that card.

This artifact enters with two charge counters on it.
{T}, Remove a charge counter from this artifact: Target player loses 2 life.

Flying, indestructible
Eternity Gate — Whenever this Vehicle attacks, mill three cards. For each creature card milled this way, create a 2/2 black Necron Warrior artifact creature token.
Crew 4

Infect
When this creature dies, you may put a -1/-1 counter on target creature.

Defender
Exile a creature card from your graveyard: Put X +0/+1 counters on this creature, where X is the exiled card's mana value.

Skip your draw step.
At the beginning of your end step, if it's not the first turn of the game, put a death counter on Necropotence Avatar. You draw X cards and you lose X life, where X is the number of death counters on Necropotence Avatar.

Living weapon
Equipped creature gets +3/+1 and has haste.
Equip {2}

Sacrifice a land: Target creature gains haste until end of turn.

Start your engines!
As long as your speed is 1 or higher, creatures you control have haste. The same is true for speed 2 and higher and trample, speed 3 or higher and first strike, and speed 4 and higher and super haste. (You may put a creature with super haste from your hand onto the battlefield tapped and attacking during your declare attackers step. You may pay its mana cost any time during your next turn. At the beginning of that turn's end step, if you haven't paid its mana cost, you lose the game. Wait. 4 and higher?)

Needle Drop deals 1 damage to any target that was dealt damage this turn.
Draw a card.

Needle Storm deals 4 damage to each creature with flying.

Flash
Protection from artifacts