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This spell can't be countered.
Destroy all artifacts, creatures, and lands. They can't be regenerated.

Obliterating Bolt deals 4 damage to target creature or planeswalker. If that creature or planeswalker would die this turn, exile it instead.

When you cast this spell, target opponent exiles the top four cards of their library, then you may put any number of land cards that player owns from exile onto the battlefield under your control.

{4}, {T}: Put a fate counter on target permanent.
{5}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Destroy each nonland permanent without a fate counter on it, then remove all fate counters from all permanents.

When this land enters, sacrifice it. When you do, search your library for a basic Plains, Island, or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle and you gain 1 life.

Face-down creature spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
{1}{G}: Turn this enchantment face down.

If you control a commander, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost.
Prevent all damage that would be dealt this turn by creatures your opponents control.

If it's neither day nor night, it becomes day as this creature enters.
Whenever day becomes night or night becomes day, discard up to two cards, then draw that many cards.

When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
Delirium — At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.

Equipped creature gets +2/+1 and has haste.
Whenever a Warrior creature enters, you may attach this Equipment to it.
Equip {3}

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each land your opponents control that could produce {C}.
Flying
When this creature enters, destroy target nonbasic land an opponent controls.

{1}{R}{R}: Put a blaze counter on target land without a blaze counter on it. For as long as that land has a blaze counter on it, it has "At the beginning of your upkeep, this land deals 1 damage to you."

This artifact enters tapped.
{T}: Add {C}.
{T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a multicolored spell.

When this creature enters, you gain 4 life.
If a spell or ability an opponent controls causes you to discard this card, put it onto the battlefield instead of putting it into your graveyard.

If you would draw a card, you may skip that draw instead.

(Any opponent may attack this battle. When an opponent defeats this, exile it, then put it onto the battlefield under that player's control with 4 defense counters. This is different from sieges!)
At the beginning of your combat step, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.

Trample
This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it.
Split — When this creature dies, if it had two or more +1/+1 counters on it, create a token that's a copy of it at the beginning of the next end step. The token enters with half that many +1/+1 counters on it, rounded down.

Trample
Ward {2}
Ochre Jelly enters with X +1/+1 counters on it.
Split — When Ochre Jelly dies, if it had two or more +1/+1 counters on it, create a token that's a copy of it at the beginning of the next end step. The token enters with half that many +1/+1 counters on it, rounded down.

Disguise {4}{R}
When this creature enters or is turned face up, up to one target creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

When this creature enters, destroy target land.

First strike
Whenever this creature attacks, you may cast target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard by paying {R}{R} in addition to its other costs. If that spell would be put into a graveyard, exile it instead. When you cast that spell, this creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is that spell's mana value.

Whenever another creature you control enters, that creature gets +2/+0 and gains haste until end of turn.

Haste