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Whenever this creature attacks, defending player may pay {U}. If that player does, prevent all combat damage that would be dealt by this creature this turn.

Stowage — Whenever this Vehicle attacks, put two +1/+1 counters on another target attacking creature.
Crew 2

Flying
Whenever an opponent casts a spell, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature and you gain 1 life.

Target nonblack creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.
Threshold — If seven or more cards are in your graveyard, instead destroy that creature. It can't be regenerated.

Disturb {1}{U}

Enchant creature
{1}: Enchanted creature becomes the creature type of your choice until end of turn.

Whenever a player casts a creature spell, that player adds {G}.

This creature gets +1/+2 as long as you control a Forest.

Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell from your hand during an opponent's turn, exile that card with three time counters on it instead of putting it into your graveyard as it resolves. Then if the exiled card doesn't have suspend, it gains suspend.

Haste
When this creature enters, you may pay {2}{R} any number of times. When you pay this cost one or more times, put that many +1/+1 counters on this creature, then exile up to that many target instant and/or sorcery cards with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard and copy them. You may cast any number of the copies without paying their mana costs.

Equipped creature gets +3/+0 and has "Whenever this creature attacks, you may sacrifice an artifact other than Dire Blunderbuss. When you do, this creature deals damage equal to its power to target creature."
Equip {1}

{1}{B}, Sacrifice this creature: Exile up to two target cards from a single graveyard.

I — Destroy target creature an opponent controls with mana value 2 or less.
II — Create a Food token.
III — Create a Wicked Role token attached to target creature you control.

This artifact enters tapped.
{T}: Add {C}.
{4}: Roll a d6. Until end of turn, you may have this artifact become an X/X Insect artifact creature with flying, where X is the result.
Whenever this artifact attacks, another target attacking creature gains flying until end of turn.

This land enters tapped.
You may choose not to untap this land during your untap step.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if this land is tapped, put a storage counter on it.
{T}, Remove any number of storage counters from this land: Add {R} for each storage counter removed this way.

Convoke
Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

Trample

{0}: Tap all lands you control. This artifact becomes a 3/3 Turtle artifact creature until end of turn.

Target creature gains flying until end of turn.
Splice onto Arcane {1}{U}

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact and/or enchantment you control.

When Incubation Triformer enters the battlefield, incubate 1.
{3}: Choose target transformed Phyrexian token you control. Transform it into a third side that's a 3/3 Phyrexian Horror artifact creature.

This creature can't block unless you control another Wolf or Werewolf.

Defender, reach
{4}{G}: This creature gains indestructible until end of turn.

When you set this scheme in motion, you may redistribute any number of life totals.

Reveal any number of green cards in your hand. Return an enchantment card from your graveyard to your hand for each card revealed this way.