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This land enters tapped unless you control a Forest.
{T}: Add {G}.
{2}{G}{G}, {T}: Add six {G}. Spend this mana only to cast creature spells or activate abilities of creatures.

Swampwalk

{T}: Add {C}.
{4}{W}{U}, {T}: Prevent all damage a source of your choice would deal this turn.

Each player chooses a color. Then exile each permanent unless it's colorless or it's only the color its controller chose.

Flying
Morph {5}{U}{U}
When this creature is turned face up, return all other tapped creatures to their owners' hands.

Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

When this Vehicle enters, gain control of target creature an opponent controls for as long as you control this Vehicle. That creature can't attack or block for as long as you control this Vehicle.
Crew 3

Whenever you cast a spell, you gain 1 life.

This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {W} or {B}.
{1}{W}{B}: This land becomes a 2/3 white and black Elemental creature with lifelink until end of turn. It's still a land.

Choose four. You may choose the same mode more than once.
• Create a 2/2 Citizen creature token that's all colors.
• Return target permanent card from your graveyard to your hand.
• Proliferate.
• You gain 4 life.

Choose one or more —
• Clan Defiance deals X damage to target creature with flying.
• Clan Defiance deals X damage to target creature without flying.
• Clan Defiance deals X damage to target player or planeswalker.

Freerunning {2}{G}
Search your library for up to three basic land cards and reveal them. Put two of them onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand, then shuffle.

I, II — Search your library for a legendary creature card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
III — Creatures you control gain double strike until end of turn. The Ring tempts you.

Whenever this creature attacks, each other creature you control gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is this creature's power.

When this artifact enters, you may search your library and/or graveyard for a card named Nicol Bolas, the Deceiver, reveal it, and put it into your hand. If you search your library this way, shuffle.
{T}: Add {U}, {B}, or {R}.

Target player skips their next combat phase this turn.

Nagas and Serpents you control are Snakes. (We'll errata this to be true.)
Snakes you control have daunt, deathtouch, and poisonous 2. (A creature with daunt can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or less. Whenever a creature with poisonous 2 deals combat damage to a player, that player gets two poison counters.)

Armed Response deals damage to target attacking creature equal to the number of Equipment you control.

Trample
Evolve

If a white creature is attacking, you may pay {B}{B} rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Exile target attacking creature. Create a token that's a copy of that creature. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step.

This spell costs {3} less to cast if you have nine or more cards in your graveyard.
Flying
When this creature enters, exile three cards at random from your graveyard. Choose a noncreature, nonland card from among them and copy it. You may cast the copy without paying its mana cost.

When Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop enters, you get {TK}{TK}{TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
At the beginning of each combat, you may have Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop's base power become equal to the total power of all stickers on permanents you control and its base toughness become equal to those stickers' total toughness.

Deathtouch

Choose one —
• Draw three cards.
• Return up to two target creatures to their owners' hands.

First strike
Bushido 1