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Start your engines!
When this artifact enters, conjure a card named Hangarback Walker onto the battlefield, then put a +1/+1 counter on it. Max speed — At the beginning of your end step, put a +1/+1 counter on each artifact creature and/or Vehicle you control.

I — All creature cards you own with mana value 2 or less perpetually get +1/+1.
II — Seek a creature card with mana value 2 or less and put it onto the battlefield.
III — Creatures you control with mana value 2 or less gain flying until end of turn.

Destroy all non-Vehicle creatures. Then choose a Vehicle you control. It perpetually becomes an artifact creature.

Start your engines!
When this enchantment enters, create two 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature tokens with flying.
Max speed — {1}{U}, Sacrifice this enchantment: Create two 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature tokens with flying.

Choose one. If you have max speed, choose both instead.
• Seek a card with start your engines!
• Seek a nonland card.
Jump-start

{4}{U{: DRAW A CARD.
EXHAUST — {U}: Conjure a card named Training Grounds onto the battlefield.

Until end of turn, target creature you control gains "When this creature dies, return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control. It deals 1 damage to each opponent."
Overload {2}{B}{B}

Whenever one or more creatures die, put a wreck counter on this enchantment.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if this enchantment has one or more wreck counters on it, remove a wreck counter from it and seek a nonland card.

Flying
When this creature enters, choose target opponent. Secretly choose a creature or planeswalker that player controls. That player sacrifices a creature or planeswalker of their choice, then sacrifices the chosen permanent.

Flying
Double team
Whenever this creature or another creature dies, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. This ability triggers only once each turn.

If you weren't the starting player, this spell costs {1} less to cast.
Destroy target creature or Vehicle. Its controller loses 2 life.

Whenever this creature enters or attacks, discard a card, then seek a nonland card. When you discard a card this way, this creature deals damage equal to the discarded card's mana value to any target.

Whenever this creature crews a Vehicle, that Vehicle gains haste until end of turn. At the beginning of the next end step, sacrifice that Vehicle. When you sacrifice a creature this way, it deals damage equal to its power to any target.

Menace, Haste
Whenever Kari Zev attacks while you don't control a legendary Monkey, conjure a card named Ragavan, Nimble Pilferer onto the battlefield tapped and attacking. At the beginning of the next end step, if that card is on the battlefield, return it to its owner's hand.

Improvise
When this creature enters, conjure a card named Inspiring Statuary into your hand.

Menace
Start your engines!
Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, conjure a duplicate of target nontoken creature into exile.
Max speed — At the beginning of combat on your turn, put all cards exiled with this creature onto the battlefield. They gain haste. Sacrifice them at the beginning of the next end step.

At the beginning of your first main phase, a random creature card with the greatest mana value among creature cards in your hand perpetually gains "This spell costs ① less to cast." :Add one mana of any color.

Double team
{3}{G}: Conjure a card named Muraganda Petroglyphs onto the battlefield, then this creature loses this ability. Activate only as a sorcery.

This spell costs {X} less to cast, where X is the greatest power among creatures you control.
Trample
When Mitotic Ultimus dies, conjure two cards named Mitotic Slime onto the battlefield.

Whenever this creature attacks while saddled, seek a land card and put it onto the battlefield tapped.
Saddle 2

Flying, Trample
Whenever Arius attacks, seek a non-Shark card. Discard that card at the beginning of the next end step.
Whenever you discard one or more cards, put a+1/+1 counter on Arius.

Flying
Start your engines!
Whenever this creature enters or attacks, target creature card in your graveyard without unearth perpetually gains unearth. The unearth cost is equal to its mana cost. Max speed — You may pay {0} rather than pay the unearth cost of the first unearth ability you activate each turn.

For each number between 1 and X, conjure a duplicate of a random creature card with that mana value onto the battlefield. X can't be 0.

Starting intensity O
Equipped creature gets +X/+X where X is this Equipment's intensity.
Whenever a creature you control enters, this Equipment intensifies by X, where X is that creature's power.
Equip {2}

Each creature you control with an exhaust ability has haste.
Whenever you activate an exhaust ability that isn't a mana ability, copy it. You may choose new targets for the copy.