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I. AM. TALKING! — Whenever The Eleventh Doctor deals combat damage to a player, you may exile a card from your hand with a number of time counters on it equal to its mana value. If it doesn't have suspend, it gains suspend.
{2}: Target creature with power 3 or less can't be blocked this turn.

I. AM. TALKING! — Whenever The Eleventh Doctor deals combat damage to a player, you may exile a card from your hand with a number of time counters on it equal to its mana value. If it doesn't have suspend, it gains suspend.
{2}: Target creature with power 3 or less can't be blocked this turn.

The first spell you cast from anywhere other than your hand each turn has demonstrate.
Whenever you copy a spell, put a +1/+1 counter on The Twelfth Doctor.

The first spell you cast from anywhere other than your hand each turn has demonstrate.
Whenever you copy a spell, put a +1/+1 counter on The Twelfth Doctor.

Paradox — Whenever you cast a spell from anywhere other than your hand, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
Team TARDIS — At the beginning of your end step, untap each creature you control with a counter on it.

Paradox — Whenever you cast a spell from anywhere other than your hand, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
Team TARDIS — At the beginning of your end step, untap each creature you control with a counter on it.

Each instant and sorcery card in your graveyard gains flashback until end of turn. The flashback cost is equal to its mana cost.
Flashback {4}{R}

When you planeswalk to Amy's Home and at the beginning of your upkeep, you may exile a nonland card from your hand with a number of time counters on it equal to its mana value. If it doesn't have suspend, it gains suspend.
Whenever chaos ensues, time travel.

When you planeswalk to Antarctic Research Base and at the beginning of your upkeep, investigate.
Whenever chaos ensues, put X +1/+1 counters on target creature you control, where X is the number of artifacts you control. It becomes a Plant in addition to its other types.

Byzantium Radiation — At the beginning of your upkeep, put an exposure counter on Aplan Mortarium. Then you lose life equal to the number of exposure counters on it.
Whenever chaos ensues, create two 2/2 black Alien Angel artifact creature tokens with first strike, vigilance, and "Whenever an opponent casts a creature spell, this permanent isn't a creature until end of turn."

At the beginning of combat on your turn, exile up to one target creature. Return it to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.
When chaos ensues, cards can't enter the battlefield from exile this turn. Then planeswalk.

All creatures have "Boast — {1}: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature."
Whenever chaos ensues, put an indestructible counter on target creature you control that attacked this turn.

At the beginning of your end step, goad target creature controlled by the player to your left.
Whenever chaos ensues, target creature gains islandwalk until end of turn.

When you encounter Caught in a Parallel Universe, each player chooses a creature controlled by the player to their left. Each player creates a token that's a copy of the creature they chose, except it has menace.

Each creature card in your graveyard has scavenge. The scavenge cost is equal to its mana cost.
Whenever chaos ensues, create two 1/1 white Warrior creature tokens.

When you planeswalk to The Cheetah Planet and at the beginning of your upkeep, put two +1/+1 counters on target non-Cat creature you control. It becomes a Cat in addition to its other types.
Whenever chaos ensues, all Cats gain provoke until end of turn.

Whenever you attack, target opponent loses X life, where X is the number of artifacts you control.
Whenever chaos ensues, for each opponent, you create a 3/3 black Dalek artifact creature token with menace that attacks that opponent this turn if able. Those tokens gain haste. Sacrifice them at the beginning of the next end step.

Whenever a player casts a historic spell, that player draws a card.
Whenever chaos ensues, return target historic card from your graveyard to your hand.

When you planeswalk to Dalek Intensive Care and at the beginning of your upkeep, exile a non-Dalek creature you control. If you do, create a 3/3 black Dalek artifact creature token with menace. It gains haste until end of turn.
Whenever chaos ensues, target Dalek you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature you don't control.

When you planeswalk to The Dining Car, each player creates a Food token.
Sixty-Six Seconds — At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a creature with the least toughness among creatures you control. Then investigate.
Whenever chaos ensues, activated abilities of artifact tokens you control cost {2} less to activate this turn.

Creatures enter the battlefield tapped.
Whenever chaos ensues, for each opponent, choose up to one target nonland permanent that opponent controls. Untap those permanents. They phase out. They can't phase in for as long as The Doctor's Childhood Barn remains face up. When a player planeswalks, those permanents phase in.

If a creature would die, instead exile it and that creature's controller loses 2 life.
Whenever chaos ensues, redistribute any number of players' life totals.

Whenever you roll the planar die, creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain haste until end of turn.
Whenever chaos ensues, end the turn.

When you encounter Fixed Point in Time, until your next turn, if a player would planeswalk as a result of rolling the planar die, chaos ensues instead.

Suspended Animation — Whenever a creature dies, exile it. Its controller scries 1.
Whenever chaos ensues, create X 3/3 black Dalek artifact creature tokens with menace, where X is one plus the number of cards exiled with Gardens of Tranquil Repose.