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Menace
Whenever you face a dilemma, each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.

You don't lose the game for having 0 or less life.
At the beginning of your end step, you lose 3 life and draw a card. Then if your life total is 0 or less, create ten 1/1 red Officer creature tokens.

Grand Nagus Zek gets +1/+1 for each Treasure you control.
Whenever another creature dies, create a Treasure token. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Menace
At the beginning of each end step, each opponent loses life equal to the life that player lost this turn. You gain life equal to the life lost this way.

As Kai Winn enters, choose a nonland card name.
Whenever an opponent casts a spell with the chosen name or activates an ability of a source with the chosen name, that player loses 3 life.

Whenever U.S.S. Reliant enters or deals combat damage to a player, return target creature card with mana value 4 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield with a finality counter on it.
Station
10+ | Flying

Choose target noncreature spell an opponent controls. That player may exile it. If they don't, you may cast a noncreature spell from your hand without paying its mana cost.

Station
3+ | At the beginning of combat on your turn, create a 2/1 red Klingon Warrior creature token with haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.
8+ | Flying

You may choose not to untap Lwaxana Troi during your untap step.
{2}, {T}: Choose another target creature you control. For as long as Lwaxana Troi remains tapped, if a triggered ability of that creature triggers, that ability triggers an additional time.

First strike, haste
Strange new worlds — Whenever this creature attacks, creatures you control get +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of differently named lands you control.

Strange new worlds — Reveal the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of differently named lands you control. Put all permanent cards revealed this way onto the battlefield tapped and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

When Captain Archer enters, create Porthos, a legendary 1/1 green Dog creature token.
Federation — {G}, {T}: Target creature you control gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of creature types among non-Borg creatures you control. Activate only as a sorcery.

Strange new worlds — Captain Pike's power and toughness are each equal to the number of differently named lands you control.
You may look at the top card of your library any time.
You may play lands from the top of your library.

Other creatures you control with counters on them have hexproof.
If you would put one or more counters on a creature you control, put twice that many of each of those kinds of counters on that creature instead.

When this creature enters, create a 3/3 colorless Illusion artifact creature token.
If one or more tokens would be created under your control, that many 3/3 colorless Illusion artifact creature tokens are created instead.

Whenever a creature you control becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, create a tapped 1/1 red Officer creature token.

Creatures you control have "{T}: Add {G}{G}."
When Rok-Tahk enters, create Murf, a legendary 0/1 green Ooze Slug creature token with indestructible.

Whenever you attack, create a tapped Planet land token named New Planet with "{T}: Add one mana of any color."

Whenever U.S.S. Discovery enters or attacks, discover 5.
Station
6+ | Flying

Affinity for artifact creatures
Whenever this Spacecraft enters or attacks, assimilate a creature card exiled with it. If you can't, exile up to one target creature.
Station
12+ | Artifact creatures you control have flying.

Creatures you control have haste.
When this enchantment enters, reveal the top five cards of your library. Put a land card from among them onto the battlefield tapped and the rest into your graveyard.

Trample
If a creature you control would enter while you control an attacking creature, instead it enters tapped and attacking.
Whenever another creature you control enters, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Flying
When this creature enters, if you cast it, destroy all nonartifact creatures.

When Deep Space 9 enters and at the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top four cards of your library. Put all permanent cards exiled this way onto the battlefield.
Station
9+ | Creatures you control get +3/+3.

Sunburst
{2}, Sacrifice this artifact: Destroy each nonland permanent with mana value equal to the number of charge counters on this artifact.