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At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life and amass 1.
Whenever a Zombie token you control with power 6 or greater attacks, it gains lifelink until end of turn.

Destroy any number of target planeswalkers. Choose a planeswalker you control. Put two loyalty counters on it for each planeswalker destroyed this way.

Destroy any number of target planeswalkers. Choose a planeswalker you control. Put two loyalty counters on it for each planeswalker destroyed this way.

Destroy up to three target creatures with toughness X or less. If X is 10 or more, return all creature cards from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Destroy up to three target creatures with toughness X or less. If X is 10 or more, return all creature cards from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Menace
When God-Eternal Bontu enters the battlefield, sacrifice any number of other permanents, then draw that many cards.
When God-Eternal Bontu dies or is put into exile from the battlefield, you may put it into its owner's library third from the top.

Whenever a creature you control dies, draw a card.
[+1]: Create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
[–4]: Each player sacrifices two creatures.
[–9]: Each opponent chooses a permanent they control of each permanent type and sacrifices the rest.

Whenever a creature you control dies, draw a card.
[+1]: Create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
[–4]: Each player sacrifices two creatures.
[–9]: Each opponent chooses a permanent they control of each permanent type and sacrifices the rest.

Whenever a creature you control dies, draw a card.
[+1]: Create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
[–4]: Each player sacrifices two creatures.
[–9]: Each opponent chooses a permanent they control of each permanent type and sacrifices the rest.

Each opponent sacrifices a creature. If you control a Liliana planeswalker, each opponent also discards a card.

Menace
When Massacre Girl enters the battlefield, each other creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn. Whenever a creature dies this turn, each creature other than Massacre Girl gets -1/-1 until end of turn.

Whenever an opponent draws a card, Ob Nixilis, the Hate-Twisted deals 1 damage to that player.
[–2]: Destroy target creature. Its controller draws two cards.

Whenever an opponent draws a card, Ob Nixilis, the Hate-Twisted deals 1 damage to that player.
[–2]: Destroy target creature. Its controller draws two cards.

Whenever one or more loyalty counters are removed from Chandra, Fire Artisan, she deals that much damage to target opponent or planeswalker.
[+1]: Exile the top card of your library. You may play it this turn.
[–7]: Exile the top seven cards of your library. You may play them this turn.

Whenever one or more loyalty counters are removed from Chandra, Fire Artisan, she deals that much damage to target opponent or planeswalker.
[+1]: Exile the top card of your library. You may play it this turn.
[–7]: Exile the top seven cards of your library. You may play them this turn.

Whenever one or more loyalty counters are removed from Chandra, Fire Artisan, she deals that much damage to target opponent or planeswalker.
[+1]: Exile the top card of your library. You may play it this turn.
[–7]: Exile the top seven cards of your library. You may play them this turn.

Trample
Whenever Dreadhorde Arcanist attacks, you may cast target instant or sorcery card with converted mana cost less than or equal to Dreadhorde Arcanist's power from your graveyard without paying its mana cost. If that card would be put into your graveyard this turn, exile it instead.

Trample
Whenever Dreadhorde Arcanist attacks, you may cast target instant or sorcery card with converted mana cost less than or equal to Dreadhorde Arcanist's power from your graveyard without paying its mana cost. If that card would be put into your graveyard this turn, exile it instead.

You may cast up to one target instant card and/or up to one target sorcery card from your graveyard each with converted mana cost X or less without paying their mana costs. If a card cast this way would be put into your graveyard this turn, exile it instead. If X is 10 or more, copy each of those spells twice. You may choose new targets for the copies.

Trample
Whenever Ilharg, the Raze-Boar attacks, you may put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped and attacking. Return that creature to your hand at the beginning of the next end step.
When Ilharg, the Raze-Boar dies or is put into exile from the battlefield, you may put it into its owner's library third from the top.

If another red source you control would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals that much damage plus 1 to that permanent or player instead.
[–2]: Jaya, Venerated Firemage deals 2 damage to any target.

If another red source you control would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals that much damage plus 1 to that permanent or player instead.
[–2]: Jaya, Venerated Firemage deals 2 damage to any target.

Whenever Krenko, Tin Street Kingpin attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on it, then create a number of 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens equal to Krenko's power.

Whenever Krenko, Tin Street Kingpin attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on it, then create a number of 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens equal to Krenko's power.

Trample
Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, Mizzium Tank becomes an artifact creature and gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
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