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Flying
Spells your opponents cast that target this creature cost an additional 3 life to cast.
Whenever another creature you control enters, this creature deals damage equal to that creature's power to any target.

Living weapon
Indestructible
Equipped creature gets +5/+5 and has first strike, trample, indestructible, haste, and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a creature, exile that creature."
Equip {7}

Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from red and from green.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, exile the top two cards of your library. You may play those cards this turn. You may play an additional land this turn.
Equip {2}

When Cloud enters, search your library for an Equipment card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
As long as Cloud is equipped, if a triggered ability of Cloud or an Equipment attached to it triggers, that ability triggers an additional time.

Destroy target creature, enchantment, or planeswalker. Its controller creates two Map tokens.

Flash
{1}: Spectacular Spider-Man gains flying until end of turn.
{1}, Sacrifice Spectacular Spider-Man: Creatures you control gain hexproof and indestructible until end of turn.

Each creature with mana value X or less loses all abilities until end of turn. Destroy those creatures.

Flash
Flying
When Vendilion Clique enters, look at target player's hand. You may choose a nonland card from it. If you do, that player reveals the chosen card, puts it on the bottom of their library, then draws a card.

Menace
Whenever another permanent leaves the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on Super Shredder.

[+1]: Target player discards a card.
[–2]: Search your library for a card, then shuffle and put that card on top.
[–8]: Put all creature cards from all graveyards onto the battlefield under your control.