Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. That creature is a black Zombie in addition to its other colors and types.
"Death is no excuse for disobedience." —Liliana Vess
Creatures without flying or islandwalk can't attack. Whenever chaos ensues, until a player planeswalks, you can't lose the game and your opponents can't win the game.
All permanents untap during each player's untap step. Whenever chaos ensues, you may search your library for up to three basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Whenever a player casts a spell, that player flips a coin. If the player loses the flip, counter that spell. Whenever chaos ensues, target player reveals the top card of their library. If it's a nonland card, you may cast it without paying its mana cost.
Whenever a player taps a land for mana, Tember City deals 1 damage to that player. Whenever chaos ensues, each other player sacrifices a nonland permanent of their choice.