The Brothers' War Retro Artifacts

Keening Stone

Keening Stone {6}

Artifact
{5}, {T}: Target player mills X cards, where X is the number of cards in that player's graveyard.
As it spins, dead voices shriek in an ever-increasing cacophony, rending the mind asunder.
Key to the City

Key to the City {2}

Artifact
{T}, Discard a card: Up to one target creature can't be blocked this turn.
Whenever this artifact becomes untapped, you may pay {2}. If you do, draw a card.
It would be unfortunate if the key fell into the wrong hands.
Related card: Big Spender
Liquimetal Coating

Liquimetal Coating {2}

Artifact
{T}: Target permanent becomes an artifact in addition to its other types until end of turn.
"They'll soon become accustomed to wearing skin that is not their own."
—Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite
Lodestone Golem

Lodestone Golem {4}

Artifact Creature - Golem
Nonartifact spells cost {1} more to cast.
"Somehow it warps the Aether. It brings a strange weight, a blockade in the flow of spellcraft."
—Noyan Dar, Tazeem lullmage
5/3
Mazemind Tome

Mazemind Tome {2}

Artifact
{T}, Put a page counter on this artifact: Scry 1.
{2}, {T}, Put a page counter on this artifact: Draw a card.
When there are four or more page counters on this artifact, exile it. If you do, you gain 4 life.
Mesmeric Orb

Mesmeric Orb {2}

Artifact
Whenever a permanent becomes untapped, that permanent's controller mills a card.
A step in one direction is two steps away from another.
Millstone

Millstone {2}

Artifact
{2}, {T}: Target player mills two cards.
Minds, like mountains, are never so grand and mighty that they can't be reduced to dust.
Related cards: Break Expectations Golgothian Sylex
Mind's Eye

Mind's Eye {5}

Artifact
Whenever an opponent draws a card, you may pay {1}. If you do, draw a card.
"Ideas drift like petals on the wind. I have only to lift my face to the breeze."
Mishra's Bauble

Mishra's Bauble {0}

Artifact
{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Look at the top card of target player's library. Draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.
"Arcum is a babbling fool! Phyrexian technology is our greatest blessing. Take this delightful trinket for instance . . ."
—Heidar, Rimewind master
Mox Amber

Mox Amber {0}

Legendary Artifact
{T}: Add one mana of any color among legendary creatures and planeswalkers you control.
A moment in time made tangible, it has the power to realize epic visions.
Mystic Forge

Mystic Forge {4}

Artifact
You may look at the top card of your library any time.
You may cast artifact spells and colorless spells from the top of your library.
{T}, Pay 1 life: Exile the top card of your library.
Ornithopter

Ornithopter {0}

Artifact Creature - Thopter
Flying
Once a year, the skies over Paliano fill with the flying machines of those who hope to be taken on as pupils by the artificer Muzzio.
0/2
Related cards: Emporium Thopterist Golgothian Sylex Yotia Declares War
Perilous Vault

Perilous Vault {4}

Artifact
{5}, {T}, Exile this artifact: Exile all nonland permanents.
The spirit dragon Ugin arranged the hedrons of Zendikar to direct leylines of energy. To disrupt one is to unleash devastation and chaos.
Phyrexian Processor

Phyrexian Processor {4}

Artifact
As this artifact enters, pay any amount of life.
{4}, {T}: Create an X/X black Phyrexian Minion creature token, where X is the life paid as this artifact entered.
Phyrexian Revoker

Phyrexian Revoker {2}

Artifact Creature - Phyrexian Horror
As this creature enters, choose a nonland card name.
Activated abilities of sources with the chosen name can't be activated.
"To be in the presence of a revoker is to be truly alone."
—Kara Vrist, Neurok agent
2/1
Related card: March Toward Perfection
Platinum Angel

Platinum Angel {7}

Artifact Creature - Angel
Flying
You can't lose the game and your opponents can't win the game.
She is the apex of the artificer's craft, the spirit of the divine called out of base metal.
4/4
Precursor Golem

Precursor Golem {5}

Artifact Creature - Golem
When this creature enters, create two 3/3 colorless Golem artifact creature tokens.
Whenever a player casts an instant or sorcery spell that targets only a single Golem, that player copies that spell for each other Golem that spell could target. Each copy targets a different one of those Golems.
3/3
Pristine Talisman

Pristine Talisman {3}

Artifact
{T}: Add {C}. You gain 1 life.
"Tools and artisans can be destroyed, but the act of creation is inviolate."
—Elspeth Tirel
Psychosis Crawler

Psychosis Crawler {5}

Artifact Creature - Phyrexian Horror
Psychosis Crawler's power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards in your hand.
Whenever you draw a card, each opponent loses 1 life.
"If that brain can't figure out the secret of the serum, then add more brains."
—Rhmir, Hand of the Augur
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Quicksilver Amulet

Quicksilver Amulet {4}

Artifact
{4}, {T}: You may put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield.
Those who examine the amulet too closely have been known to become part of its ornate carvings.
Quietus Spike

Quietus Spike {3}

Artifact - Equipment
Equipped creature has deathtouch.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, that player loses half their life, rounded up.
Equip {3}
Ramos, Dragon Engine

Ramos, Dragon Engine {6}

Legendary Artifact Creature - Dragon
Flying
Whenever you cast a spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Ramos for each of that spell's colors.
Remove five +1/+1 counters from Ramos: Add {W}{W}{U}{U}{B}{B}{R}{R}{G}{G}. Activate only once each turn.
4/4
Runechanter's Pike

Runechanter's Pike {2}

Artifact - Equipment
Equipped creature has first strike and gets +X/+0, where X is the number of instant and sorcery cards in your graveyard.
Equip {2}
As sharp as its bearer's words of faith.
Scrap Trawler

Scrap Trawler {3}

Artifact Creature - Construct
Whenever this creature dies or another artifact you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, return to your hand target artifact card in your graveyard with lesser mana value.
3/2
Sculpting Steel

Sculpting Steel {3}

Artifact
You may have this artifact enter as a copy of any artifact on the battlefield.
An artificer once dropped one in a vault full of coins. She has yet to find it.