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Whenever a land enters, Ankh of Mishra deals 2 damage to that land's controller.

Basalt Monolith doesn't untap during your untap step.
{T}: Add {C}{C}{C}.
{3}: Untap Basalt Monolith.

{T}, Sacrifice Black Lotus: Add three mana of any one color.

As Black Vise enters, choose an opponent.
At the beginning of the chosen player's upkeep, Black Vise deals X damage to that player, where X is the number of cards in their hand minus 4.

{2}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.

{1}, {T}: If Chaos Orb is on the battlefield, flip Chaos Orb onto the battlefield from a height of at least one foot. If Chaos Orb turns over completely at least once during the flip, destroy all nontoken permanents it touches. Then destroy Chaos Orb.

Clockwork Beast enters with seven +1/+0 counters on it.
At end of combat, if Clockwork Beast attacked or blocked this combat, remove a +1/+0 counter from it.
{X}, {T}: Put up to X +1/+0 counters on Clockwork Beast. This ability can't cause the total number of +1/+0 counters on Clockwork Beast to be greater than seven. Activate only during your upkeep.

{3}, {T}: Prevent the next 2 damage that would be dealt to you this turn.

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, Copper Tablet deals 1 damage to that player.

Whenever a player casts a blue spell, you may pay {1}. If you do, you gain 1 life.

{2}, {T}: Put a mire counter on target non-Swamp land. That land is a Swamp for as long as it has a mire counter on it. Activate only during your upkeep.
When Cyclopean Tomb is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, at the beginning of each of your upkeeps for the rest of the game, remove all mire counters from a land that a mire counter was put onto with Cyclopean Tomb but that a mire counter has not been removed from with Cyclopean Tomb.

Whenever a land is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, Dingus Egg deals 2 damage to that land's controller.

{3}, {T}: Target player discards a card. Activate only during your turn.

{1}: The next time an unblocked creature of your choice would deal combat damage to you this turn, prevent all but 1 of that damage.

Red creatures get +1/+1.
Whenever a Mountain is tapped for mana, its controller adds an additional {R}.

{T}: Look at target player's hand.

{1}, {T}: Target creature gains banding until end of turn.

{5}, {T}: Create a 1/1 colorless Insect artifact creature token with flying named Wasp.

At the beginning of each player's draw step, if Howling Mine is untapped, that player draws an additional card.

{1}, {T}: Tap target artifact, creature, or land.

{X}: You may choose a creature card in your hand whose mana cost could be paid by some amount of, or all of, the mana you spent on {X}. If you do, you may cast that card face down as a 2/2 creature spell without paying its mana cost. If the creature that spell becomes as it resolves has not been turned face up and would assign or deal damage, be dealt damage, or become tapped, instead it's turned face up and assigns or deals damage, is dealt damage, or becomes tapped. Activate only as a sorcery.

Whenever a player casts a red spell, you may pay {1}. If you do, you gain 1 life.

Whenever a player casts a white spell, you may pay {1}. If you do, you gain 1 life.

{1}: The next time a source of your choice would deal damage to target creature this turn, that source deals that damage to you instead.

{2}: Jade Statue becomes a 3/6 Golem artifact creature until end of combat. Activate only during combat.