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Among Godo's hordes, "beware of falling rocks" came to mean "akki live nearby."

No matter where you find them, goblins love rocks.

"What part of 'hayaku ikee!' did you not understand?"

"Deep inside the Sokenzan Mountains, a band of akki discovered a cache of ancient items of power. Their ensuing spree of destruction became known as 'The Three Days of Fun.'"
—Observations of the Kami War

The stature of the fighter matters less than the depth of the cut.

"Guaranteed to leave your enemies sufficiently stabbed, bitten, cleaved, or exploded."
—Grezkrick's Emporium motto

The goblins made an unruly pile with military precision.

The shaman rattles not to inspire a battle fury but to drown out the shrieks of those fleeing the Eldrazi.

Whether trained, ridden, or eaten, few goblin military innovations have rivaled the bug.

Some akki thought of Ben-Ben as a kami of trickery in disguise. They hunted for him in the maze of warrens, often falling prey to his traps.

"Bitten? Save time, amputate now."
—Lephar, loxodon surgeon

A productive warren requires a good deal of prodding.

"A single drop of blood draws their attention, then they strip your bones clean before you have time to die."
—Jamias, hermit of Telfer Peak

"Just think how strong I'll be if my arms don't tear off!"

The boar leads its rider to victory in battle, but it doesn't know how close it is to becoming the victory feast.

The Aurora transformed Nibb and Gyik from mischief-makers into feral marauders. They still don't know much about tool safety.

Auntie excitedly held up the squalling newborn. "This one looks like Byoog! Maybe he'll tell us what he saw and felt in the beyond."

He has the biggest bashing stick, so it's a safe bet he's the leader.

"Reach in this hole, lose a hand. Reach in that hole, find a sparkly."
—Auntie wisdom

Auntie Flint lent axes to Nibb and Gyik, thinking they'd share their experiences with her. She's still waiting for them to come back.