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At the beginning of your upkeep, you may say "Ach Hans, run It's the . . ." and the name of a creature card. If you do, search your library for a card with that name, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library. That creature gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step.

Cannot be the targets of spells or effects. World Champion has power and toughness equal to the life total of target opponent.
{0}: Discard your hand to search your library for 1996 World Champion and reveal it to all players. Shuffle your library and put 1996 World Champion on top of it. Use this ability only at the beginning of your upkeep, and only if 1996 World Champion is in your library.

You may cast nonland cards with cycling from your graveyard.
If a card with cycling would be put into your graveyard from anywhere and it wasn't cycled, exile it instead.

Prowess
When Abbot of Keral Keep enters the battlefield, exile the top card of your library. Until end of turn, you may play that card.

Until end of turn, target player can't cast instant or sorcery spells, and that player can't activate abilities that aren't mana abilities.
Draw a card.

Flying
When Abhorrent Overlord enters the battlefield, create a number of 1/1 black Harpy creature tokens with flying equal to your devotion to black.
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a creature.

Flying
When this creature transforms into Abolisher of Bloodlines, target opponent sacrifices three creatures.

Cumulative upkeep—Put a -1/-1 counter on Aboroth.

Tap an untapped Cephalid you control: Tap target permanent.
{U}{U}{U}: Tap all creatures without flying.

This spell can't be countered.
Destroy target nonland permanent with converted mana cost 3 or less.

Counter target spell. You gain 3 life.

If you would draw a card, you may instead choose land or nonland and reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a card of the chosen kind. Put that card into your hand and put all other cards revealed this way on the bottom of your library in any order.

Flying
When Abyssal Horror enters the battlefield, target player discards two cards.

{B}, {T}: Tap target creature. Abyssal Hunter deals damage equal to Abyssal Hunter's power to that creature.

Whenever an opponent discards a card, Abyssal Nocturnus gets +2/+2 and gains fear until end of turn.

Flying, trample
You can't win the game and your opponents can't lose the game.

When Abzan Ascendancy enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.
Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies, create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying.

At the beginning of your upkeep, draw a card if you control the creature with the greatest toughness or tied for the greatest toughness.

Academy Elite enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the number of instant and sorcery cards in all graveyards.
{2}{U}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from Academy Elite: Draw a card, then discard a card.

When Academy Rector dies, you may exile it. If you do, search your library for an enchantment card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.

{T}: Add {C}.
{1}{U}, {T}: Put target artifact card from your graveyard on top of your library.

Draw a card, then draw cards equal to the number of cards named Accumulated Knowledge in all graveyards.

Destroy all Forests.

{4}, {T}: Whenever target creature deals combat damage to a non-Wall creature this turn, destroy that non-Wall creature. When the targeted creature leaves the battlefield this turn, sacrifice Acidic Dagger. Activate this ability only before blockers are declared.

Deathtouch
When Acidic Slime enters the battlefield, destroy target artifact, enchantment, or land.