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When this creature enters from anywhere other than a graveyard or exile, if it's on the battlefield and you control 9 or fewer creatures named "Name Sticker" Goblin, roll a 20-sided die.
1-6 | Add {R}{R}{R}{R}.
7-14 | Add {R}{R}{R}{R}{R}.
15-20 | Add {R}{R}{R}{R}{R}{R}.

I — Conjure a card named Gilded Goose onto the battlefield.
II, III — You may tap an untapped Bird you control and sacrifice an artifact. If you do, conjure a card named Golden Egg onto the battlefield.

Counter target spell. Cards in your hand that share a card type with that spell perpetually gain "This spell costs {1} less to cast."

Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, Accident-Prone Apprentice perpetually gets +1/+1. This ability also triggers if this card is in exile.

Flying
Whenever you cast a creature spell without flying, conjure a duplicate of it into your hand. The duplicate perpetually gains flying. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Vigilance
When this creature enters, draft a card from Adaptive Armorer's spellbook and put it onto the battlefield. When an Equipment enters this way, attach it to target creature you control.

When this artifact enters, seek a creature card of the most prevalent creature type in your library.
{T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a creature spell.

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, mill two cards.
{B/G}: Level 2
Whenever a land you control enters, creature cards in your graveyard perpetually get +1/+1.
{4}{B/G}{B/G}: Level 3
You may play lands and cast creature spells from your graveyard. If you cast a spell this way, that creature enters with a finality counter on it.

{2}, {T}: Choose target opponent. Conjure a duplicate of the top card of their library into your hand. It perpetually gains "Mana of any type can be spent to cast this spell." Then they exile the top card of their library face down.

Whenever a creature you control enters, it gains two abilities chosen at random from among flying, first strike, trample, haste, protection from black, protection from red, and vigilance.

Flying, Trample, Ward {1}
Whenever you sacrifice a token, Albiorix perpetually gets +1/+1. This ability also triggers if Albiorix is in exile.

Until end of turn, target creature you control gains indestructible and gets +1/+0 for each card in your hand with mana value 4 or greater. Then it fights target creature an opponent controls.

Whenever you attack, up to one target attacking creature can't be blocked this turn. At the beginning of the next end step, return that creature to its owner's hand. If you do, each opponent loses 2 life.

Whenever you attack, up to one target attacking creature can't be blocked this turn. At the beginning of the next end step, return that creature to its owner's hand. If you do, create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token.

Whenever you attack, up to one target attacking creature can't be blocked this turn. At the beginning of the next end step, return that creature to its owner's hand. If you do, it perpetually gets +1/+1.

Whenever you attack, up to one target attacking creature can't be blocked this turn. At the beginning of the next end step, return that creature to its owner's hand. If you do, create a Treasure token.

Whenever you attack, up to one target attacking creature can't be blocked this turn. At the beginning of the next end step, return that creature to its owner's hand. If you do, a creature of your choice an opponent controls perpetually gets -1/-0.

Specialize {2}
Whenever you attack, up to one target attacking creature can't be blocked this turn. At the beginning of the next end step, return that creature to its owner's hand.

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, a random land card in your library perpetually gains "Whenever this land becomes tapped, draw a card."

Double team
At the beginning of your second main phase, if this creature is tapped, it endures 1.

Haste
Whenever Ambergris, Agent of Balance attacks, you may discard your hand and draw two cards. When you do, put X +1/+1 counters on another target creature you control, where X is the number of cards you've discarded this turn.

Haste
Whenever Ambergris, Agent of Destruction attacks, you may discard your hand and draw two cards. If you do, Ambergris deals X damage to each opponent, where X is the number of cards you've discarded this turn.

Haste
Whenever Ambergris, Agent of Law attacks, you may discard your hand and draw two cards. If you do, other creatures you control get +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of cards you've discarded this turn.

Haste
Whenever Ambergris, Agent of Progress attacks, you may discard your hand and draw three cards.

Haste
Whenever Ambergris, Agent of Tyranny attacks, you may discard your hand and draw two cards. When you do, target creature an opponent controls gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the number of cards you've discarded this turn.